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For Episode 80 of THE GRID, Aaron and Chris discuss Guy Ritchie's The Covenant, Evil Dead Rise, and some random news coming out of CinemaCon 2023.
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100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:24,680Hello everyone, welcome to episode 80 of the grid.200:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,160Aaron, 80 episodes of the grid.300:00:27,160 --> 00:00:30,440Okay, everybody. Welcome to the page on exclusive show.400:00:30,440 --> 00:00:31,240I'm Chris Hacker.500:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,120One of your co-hosts here.600:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,760Joining me as he does every single week.700:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,600My BFF, Aaron Knowles.800:00:36,600 --> 00:00:37,160Hello, Aaron.900:00:37,160 --> 00:00:39,880Before I start talking, I probably should introduce us.1000:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,160Jesus, man.1100:00:41,160 --> 00:00:41,800Are you done yet?1200:00:41,800 --> 00:00:42,840Yeah, I'm done.1300:00:42,840 --> 00:00:43,560Can I finish?1400:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,200Can I finish?1500:00:44,200 --> 00:00:44,920Can I?1600:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,400I'm gonna let you finish, but I just want everyone to know.1700:00:47,400 --> 00:00:48,840Beyonce had the best album.1800:00:51,240 --> 00:00:55,800Dude, 80 episodes, 80 episodes of the grid.1900:00:55,800 --> 00:00:56,600This is crazy.2000:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,440I mean, almost as old as my neighbor.2100:00:59,800 --> 00:01:00,600Suck it, neighbor.2200:01:02,120 --> 00:01:03,160Dude, she's 85.2300:01:04,840 --> 00:01:08,680We've only got five more weeks until she outlives the grid.2400:01:08,680 --> 00:01:09,480Jesus.2500:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,600Oh my God.2600:01:10,600 --> 00:01:11,000Really?2700:01:11,960 --> 00:01:12,440Sorry.2800:01:12,440 --> 00:01:13,160You're fucking.2900:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,040I had an...3000:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,840This episode is sponsored by Alani New, Cherry Slush.3100:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,400Dude, why are you still drinking that?3200:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,400It quenches my thirst.3300:01:21,400 --> 00:01:21,880Dude.3400:01:21,880 --> 00:01:22,600On a hot summer day.3500:01:22,600 --> 00:01:27,240It's probably not good for your digestion.3600:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,640But I'm contractually obligated to mention Alani New three times.3700:01:29,640 --> 00:01:30,280You are not.3800:01:30,280 --> 00:01:31,960Hashtag not a sponsor.3900:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,080During each grid episode.4000:01:33,080 --> 00:01:33,880Oh my God.4100:01:33,880 --> 00:01:34,520This is why.4200:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,840Hashtag not a sponsor.4300:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,040But okay, so here's the thing.4400:01:38,840 --> 00:01:43,000I wanted to get into the greatness that is 80 episodes of the grid, but I will say,4500:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,280I have been very, very careful with my diet.4600:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,720Hey everybody, I have colon cancer, just in case you didn't know.4700:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,720But the point is that.4800:01:51,720 --> 00:01:52,360Good kiddn.4900:01:52,360 --> 00:01:55,000I've it's pronounced cologne.5000:01:55,000 --> 00:01:55,960Cologne cancer.5100:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,480I've had too much cologne in my life.5200:01:59,000 --> 00:02:03,640What I was going to say though, is that the diet, all I eat is fucking chicken,5300:02:03,640 --> 00:02:07,240rice, green beans, chicken noodle soup, like.5400:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,040The soda on the side.5500:02:08,040 --> 00:02:08,440Eggs.5600:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,360I was going to start singing it, but I'm not going to do that.5700:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,560That's the Alani talking everybody.5800:02:15,560 --> 00:02:16,440That's the Alani.5900:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,640That's why we bring it in.6000:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,080It just gives me personality.6100:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,120If you like, Aaron, if you like me, if you like,6200:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,640enjoy being best friends with me.6300:02:24,920 --> 00:02:28,84060% of the time, if you enjoy our time together is because of Alani new cherry6400:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,320slush available at Target and Walmart.6500:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,200This is terrible.6600:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,480I can have it is what I'm trying to say is that.6700:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,120You have asked.6800:02:38,120 --> 00:02:38,840I've asked.6900:02:38,840 --> 00:02:39,800I can't have it.7000:02:40,360 --> 00:02:44,120I very distinctly asked when I was admitted the first time I said,7100:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,920I really honestly, all I drink is water most of the time.7200:02:46,920 --> 00:02:51,320The only thing that I like just randomly is the Alani news because7300:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,120you know, they give me a little kick when I'm feeling down,7400:02:54,120 --> 00:02:57,960when I'm feeling dour, they give me a little burst energy.7500:02:57,960 --> 00:03:01,160And they were like, well, let's look at them real quick online.7600:03:01,160 --> 00:03:04,120My nurse and I did, and it has 10 calories.7700:03:04,120 --> 00:03:07,640It has nothing outside of and you're going to laugh at this.7800:03:08,840 --> 00:03:12,280200 milligrams of caffeine, no sugar.7900:03:13,640 --> 00:03:14,760So that's why it's okay.8000:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,160I don't know why we're talking about this.8100:03:17,160 --> 00:03:17,880I don't either.8200:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,760I just figure I would defend me drinking these things.8300:03:20,760 --> 00:03:21,880And also I don't have very often.8400:03:21,880 --> 00:03:26,600I only have I've had maybe three or four since getting, you know,8500:03:26,600 --> 00:03:27,880since finding all this shit out.8600:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,920I just like to have them sometimes when I'm feeling like tired from the day.8700:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,280I have anyway, I want to talk about I have a question real quick.8800:03:34,280 --> 00:03:34,600Okay.8900:03:34,600 --> 00:03:35,080Okay.9000:03:35,080 --> 00:03:35,480All right.9100:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,560So I'm doing something that I shouldn't be doing right now.9200:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,120I am on eBay.9300:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,240That's where I've been the last five days.9400:03:44,760 --> 00:03:45,480Welcome.9500:03:45,480 --> 00:03:46,200Okay.9600:03:46,200 --> 00:03:46,600Thank you.9700:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,240I'm glad I'm here.9800:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,960So here's actually there's a let you finish.9900:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,160Oh, God damn it.10000:03:51,160 --> 00:03:51,960Let me finish.10100:03:51,960 --> 00:03:52,760I will let you finish.10200:03:52,760 --> 00:03:56,920I just want you to remind me to tell you what I bought on eBay actually earlier today.10300:03:56,920 --> 00:03:57,400Okay.10400:03:57,400 --> 00:03:57,960Go ahead.10500:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,400Batgirls number four.10600:03:59,400 --> 00:04:03,480It's a there's a CGC 9.8 John Boy Meyers variant cover.10700:04:03,480 --> 00:04:09,160It's basically Batman like jumping, like doing like going off a jump and like,10800:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,520like on a motorcycle on his bat cycle.10900:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,000Okay.11000:04:13,000 --> 00:04:13,960It's badass.11100:04:13,960 --> 00:04:14,760Right.11200:04:14,760 --> 00:04:15,400It's it's flick.11300:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,120It's fricking badass, man.11400:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,320Currently looking it up.11500:04:19,320 --> 00:04:19,640All right.11600:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,560The buy it now price is 60 bucks.11700:04:25,560 --> 00:04:26,440Hmm.11800:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,000Okay.11900:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,920But there's a there's a so here's the thing.12000:04:28,920 --> 00:04:36,280This would be for me and I don't really care the fact that there is a CBCS 9.8 on here12100:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,960of the same thing and it's 60 or best offer but free shipping.12200:04:42,920 --> 00:04:43,160Okay.12300:04:43,160 --> 00:04:48,280You know, you basically you're choosing between shipping a CGC or no shipping and CBCS,12400:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,720which I think I already answered my own question because it would be for me.12500:04:52,680 --> 00:04:53,880And I don't care the boys.12600:04:53,880 --> 00:04:54,920Yeah, this was for the boys.12700:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,520So I don't care if it's CBCS or if it's CGC.12800:04:59,640 --> 00:05:03,400Yeah, I mean, I've actually thought about this privately and shout out to first issue12900:05:03,400 --> 00:05:07,000club because they often have this debate on their show and on their Patreon show.13000:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,440Highly recommend everybody listening right now.13100:05:08,440 --> 00:05:12,760If you're not a Patreon member of first issue club, go subscribe, go listen to them.13200:05:12,760 --> 00:05:13,720Listen to their show in general.13300:05:13,720 --> 00:05:14,200They're great.13400:05:14,760 --> 00:05:22,760But they often debate on whether they're going to send their package of comics into CGC or CBCS.13500:05:23,640 --> 00:05:28,520I think it's worth looking into CBCS because CGC is going to fall one of these days.13600:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,520Like CGC is not going to be on top forever.13700:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,160There's no way.13800:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,520It's just the way the market works.13900:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,800They're going to do something.14000:05:33,800 --> 00:05:37,320There's going to be like something internal is going to happen.14100:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,920They're going to have a change at the top.14200:05:38,920 --> 00:05:39,960Something's going to happen.14300:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,960And then CBCS, I think, is going to come in.14400:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,880It's the CBCS is the Pepsi.14500:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,080CGC right now is the Coke.14600:05:45,800 --> 00:05:49,080So CGC just upped their prices also.14700:05:49,720 --> 00:05:50,760Yeah, but it's like a dollar.14800:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,040Like I looked into it.14900:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,480It was $24 for modern.15000:05:53,480 --> 00:05:54,440Now it's $25.15100:05:54,440 --> 00:05:58,840It's not a big it's nothing big, but that's what they said about cable.15200:05:58,840 --> 00:05:59,640And look at it now.15300:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,280That's what they said about gasoline.15400:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,280That's what they said about $4 a gallon.15500:06:06,280 --> 00:06:06,780Exactly.15600:06:07,640 --> 00:06:08,520But that's what they do.15700:06:08,520 --> 00:06:09,020Biden.15800:06:09,020 --> 00:06:11,660Don't say that.15900:06:11,660 --> 00:06:13,420People are going to think we're like Republicans.16000:06:13,420 --> 00:06:14,620They're going to think we're incels.16100:06:14,620 --> 00:06:15,580Hey, everybody, we're liberals.16200:06:15,580 --> 00:06:18,380Fuck liberal as AF.16300:06:18,380 --> 00:06:19,820Can I tell you what I bought, though?16400:06:19,820 --> 00:06:20,780Yeah, I'll tell you what I bought.16500:06:21,580 --> 00:06:22,140Can I finish?16600:06:25,020 --> 00:06:25,420Go ahead.16700:06:25,420 --> 00:06:25,920Yes.16800:06:26,380 --> 00:06:27,340Yes, friend.16900:06:27,340 --> 00:06:28,780We have topics, by the way, everybody.17000:06:28,780 --> 00:06:33,420We're going to release this to the normal people, to the folk, to our normal feed.17100:06:33,420 --> 00:06:34,700This is not just for the Patreon members.17200:06:34,700 --> 00:06:37,340Patreon members are going to get this tonight, which is Tuesday, April 25th.17300:06:37,340 --> 00:06:37,740I'm going to go ahead.17400:06:37,740 --> 00:06:39,020Just upload it tonight.17500:06:39,020 --> 00:06:43,980All the folk that are following us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, they're going to get this on Friday.17600:06:43,980 --> 00:06:46,460So if you're listening to this right now, we will have topics.17700:06:46,460 --> 00:06:47,500This is just the grid.17800:06:47,500 --> 00:06:51,580This is what happens if you join Patreon and you join the $5 tier.17900:06:51,580 --> 00:06:52,700This is what you get each week.18000:06:54,140 --> 00:06:57,020So what I bought, though, Aaron, and this is a spec.18100:06:58,380 --> 00:07:00,060This has gotten a little bit of heat here recently.18200:07:00,060 --> 00:07:04,780And this is for all the people at home that are generally trying to find the hot books18300:07:04,780 --> 00:07:05,580before they get hot.18400:07:05,580 --> 00:07:11,900I bought Star Wars The High Republic Number 5, which is the first appearance of a character18500:07:11,900 --> 00:07:19,020that's supposed to be in Star Wars The Skeleton Crew, which is supposed to be taking place18600:07:19,020 --> 00:07:21,900100 years before the events of A New Hope.18700:07:23,020 --> 00:07:30,300So it's the first appearance of Rawa, R-W-O-H.18800:07:30,300 --> 00:07:31,180I don't know who that is.18900:07:31,180 --> 00:07:32,300R-W-O-H?19000:07:32,300 --> 00:07:34,700Vernestra R-W-O-H.19100:07:34,700 --> 00:07:36,940Yeah, it's the first appearance of her.19200:07:36,940 --> 00:07:37,980Rho, maybe?19300:07:37,980 --> 00:07:39,820Rho, yeah.19400:07:39,820 --> 00:07:41,500For Vernestra Rho.19500:07:41,500 --> 00:07:42,540Yeah, something like that.19600:07:42,540 --> 00:07:44,380Anyway, it's her first appearance.19700:07:44,380 --> 00:07:50,780It's like $15 to $17 for the cover A, and then you can get the one and 50 ratio for19800:07:50,780 --> 00:07:52,94050 bucks, roughly.19900:07:52,940 --> 00:07:56,940So I bought the cover A for 10 bucks, and I'm going to get that thing slabbed and hope20000:07:56,940 --> 00:07:58,140that she eventually shows up.20100:07:58,140 --> 00:08:02,700Because those Star Wars books, as much as I don't really collect Star Wars comics in20200:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,700general, I collect a couple.20300:08:04,700 --> 00:08:08,220I like some of the Man in the Lorient covers, and every once in a while, I pick up a Vader20400:08:08,220 --> 00:08:08,460book.20500:08:08,460 --> 00:08:10,540But for the most part, I don't collect Star Wars.20600:08:10,540 --> 00:08:15,020But this has some spec behind it, so I decided to invest because it was a small investment,20700:08:15,020 --> 00:08:16,540low risk, high reward type of deal.20800:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,580So yeah, High Republic number five.20900:08:19,580 --> 00:08:23,660If you're listening and you want to try to get in before it gets hot, try it out.21000:08:24,700 --> 00:08:25,180Get hot.21100:08:25,900 --> 00:08:26,620Get it hot.21200:08:26,620 --> 00:08:27,660Get it while it's hot.21300:08:27,660 --> 00:08:30,380And Aaron, I wanted to talk about a couple movies here.21400:08:30,380 --> 00:08:33,820Most people who are listening for the first time, welcome again to the grid.21500:08:33,820 --> 00:08:37,500We're almost 10 minutes into the grid, and this is kind of what it is.21600:08:37,500 --> 00:08:40,460It's just us bouncing around talking about whatever we want to talk about.21700:08:40,460 --> 00:08:41,500Talk, talk, talk.21800:08:41,500 --> 00:08:42,780We don't have a transcript.21900:08:42,780 --> 00:08:44,300We have nothing in front of us.22000:08:44,300 --> 00:08:48,140Formatted, unformatted the Oblivion bar after dark.22100:08:48,140 --> 00:08:51,500This is just us shooting the shit as we do.22200:08:51,500 --> 00:08:56,860And generally, it's like an elongated version of what we talk about before or after each22300:08:56,860 --> 00:08:58,300episode of the Oblivion bar.22400:08:58,300 --> 00:09:04,220Like we'll hop on camera, we'll say a couple things, we'll record the episode, and then22500:09:04,220 --> 00:09:05,420we'll say things afterwards.22600:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,900This is the grid just all together.22700:09:07,900 --> 00:09:14,300So but this weekend I had little to nothing to do besides record episode 116, which is22800:09:14,300 --> 00:09:17,740our review of the Mandalorian season three.22900:09:18,620 --> 00:09:22,620I wanted to say really quickly before I continue on Aaron, you might have seen this on social23000:09:22,620 --> 00:09:25,020media and some people listening right now might have seen it as well.23100:09:25,020 --> 00:09:32,140Our Mandalorian season three episode got 75 or 76, one of the two listens in the first23200:09:32,140 --> 00:09:32,700day.23300:09:33,660 --> 00:09:34,380That's crazy.23400:09:34,380 --> 00:09:38,140That's not like call her daddy numbers or anything like that.23500:09:38,140 --> 00:09:41,340It's not Joe Rogan numbers, but it's for Spotify alone.23600:09:41,980 --> 00:09:45,020Well, I mean, those are the two biggest podcasts out right now.23700:09:45,260 --> 00:09:45,980Crime Junkies.23800:09:45,980 --> 00:09:46,940Is that better for you?23900:09:46,940 --> 00:09:48,460Is that okay?24000:09:48,460 --> 00:09:49,020That's better.24100:09:49,020 --> 00:09:49,660Yeah.24200:09:50,300 --> 00:09:52,62075 listens just on Spotify is a big deal.24300:09:52,620 --> 00:09:55,180That's a lot.24400:09:55,180 --> 00:10:00,780On that trajectory, if we continue somewhat, obviously we're going to lose some as time24500:10:00,780 --> 00:10:01,260goes on.24600:10:01,260 --> 00:10:05,740But if we keep that up, I wouldn't be surprised this episode meets 500 listens, which is a24700:10:05,740 --> 00:10:06,220big deal.24800:10:06,220 --> 00:10:07,020What?24900:10:07,020 --> 00:10:08,540500 people.25000:10:08,540 --> 00:10:09,420500 people.25100:10:09,420 --> 00:10:09,740Yeah.25200:10:09,740 --> 00:10:12,300That's my mom listening 50 times twice.25300:10:13,260 --> 00:10:18,220So when Aaron listens his 40 times and I listen my 50 times and Aaron's mom listens 50 times,25400:10:18,220 --> 00:10:20,780plus everyone else, we will get there.25500:10:20,780 --> 00:10:22,860To 500, we can do it.25600:10:23,420 --> 00:10:26,540But I wanted to mention all that because I just sniffed in the mic.25700:10:26,540 --> 00:10:27,020Sorry, everybody.25800:10:27,020 --> 00:10:29,740Usually that's something that I would cut out of the normal show.25900:10:29,740 --> 00:10:30,460Not doing it.26000:10:30,460 --> 00:10:31,820We're going to keep that in, baby.26100:10:31,820 --> 00:10:33,340This is all real.26200:10:33,340 --> 00:10:34,300This is raw.26300:10:35,020 --> 00:10:37,980I wanted to talk about two movies, Aaron.26400:10:37,980 --> 00:10:41,740Like I said, this weekend didn't really have much to do on Saturday.26500:10:41,740 --> 00:10:43,820I went to go see Guy Ritchie's The Covenant.26600:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,380Did you have any interest in this movie?26700:10:46,380 --> 00:10:49,100Obviously, you probably have seen the trailers or at least heard of it, right?26800:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,940Honestly, a little bit.26900:10:50,940 --> 00:10:52,940I mean, it's okay.27000:10:52,940 --> 00:10:54,940It's an army movie.27100:10:54,940 --> 00:10:58,140It's not in my forte of...27200:10:58,140 --> 00:11:00,140It's not in my zone.27300:11:00,140 --> 00:11:00,940What are you talking about?27400:11:00,940 --> 00:11:03,420It's literally an army movie based in the Iraq War.27500:11:03,420 --> 00:11:05,420It is completely in your forte.27600:11:05,420 --> 00:11:06,220Okay.27700:11:06,220 --> 00:11:12,940Just like things, just like video games that are set in a desert warfare scene,27800:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,500I don't like to do things that I've done.27900:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,900I don't like to watch movies about things that I've done.28000:11:17,900 --> 00:11:22,460You don't like theater driven things on a thing you actually experience.28100:11:22,460 --> 00:11:26,140Oh, here's a new Call of Duty game where you're literally on top of a Humvee28200:11:26,140 --> 00:11:29,500driving through like an Afghanistan or Iraqi village.28300:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,220Sure.28400:11:30,220 --> 00:11:31,420Been there.28500:11:31,420 --> 00:11:32,620I already did it.28600:11:32,620 --> 00:11:33,660I don't need to do it again.28700:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,660I literally have the t-shirts to prove it.28800:11:35,660 --> 00:11:37,660I have the receipts.28900:11:37,660 --> 00:11:39,900I have the patches and I have the trauma.29000:11:39,900 --> 00:11:40,380Okay.29100:11:40,380 --> 00:11:41,180I've got it all.29200:11:41,180 --> 00:11:45,580I've got the scars, the trauma, the t-shirts, the sweat stained socks.29300:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,180I don't need to redo it.29400:11:47,180 --> 00:11:49,900Okay.29500:11:49,900 --> 00:11:52,140Well, I wanted to talk about it because I really liked it.29600:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,740And obviously, tell me more.29700:11:53,740 --> 00:11:54,380Tell me more.29800:11:55,260 --> 00:11:55,820You remember that?29900:11:58,060 --> 00:11:58,300No.30000:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,500That was a Cartoon Network.30100:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,140Give me more.30200:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,220Yeah, I don't remember.30300:12:02,220 --> 00:12:02,780I don't remember.30400:12:02,780 --> 00:12:03,100That's fine.30500:12:04,460 --> 00:12:07,500Jake Gyllenhaal stars in it as John Kenley, Sergeant John Kenley.30600:12:07,500 --> 00:12:13,260He's basically like a special ops, probably like, I don't think he's necessarily special30700:12:13,260 --> 00:12:17,420horses, but some kind of special ops where they're going around looking for IEDs.30800:12:17,420 --> 00:12:20,700They are in the, yeah, they're basically in the heart of Afghanistan.30900:12:20,700 --> 00:12:24,300And I think it takes place in like 2014.31000:12:25,100 --> 00:12:31,580So basically, the moral of the story is that the opening scene is Jake, I'm not going to31100:12:31,580 --> 00:12:35,340spoil too much for everybody in case you do want to see this movie and also Evil Dead31200:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,420Rise, which is the other film I want to talk about.31300:12:37,420 --> 00:12:40,060I'm not going to spoil much, but I at least want to set the stage so we can talk about it.31400:12:40,060 --> 00:12:46,220But Jake Gyllenhaal and crew, his platoon are on mission and an interpreter and one31500:12:46,220 --> 00:12:50,860of their crewmate, one of their battle buddies dies in a mission from an IED.31600:12:51,500 --> 00:12:56,380So the next scene is basically Jake Gyllenhaal and crew getting a brand new interpreter31700:12:56,380 --> 00:12:57,660played by Dar Salam.31800:12:57,660 --> 00:12:59,500He plays Ahmed in the movie.31900:12:59,500 --> 00:13:06,380And it's basically the movie is about the bond that Jake Gyllenhaal or John Kenley and32000:13:06,380 --> 00:13:10,220Ahmed, the bond they have together.32100:13:10,220 --> 00:13:13,900And then also what happens, I don't think it's really a spoiler because it happens in32200:13:13,900 --> 00:13:16,940the trailer, but you see that they come down on some fire.32300:13:16,940 --> 00:13:22,860Jake Gyllenhaal, John Kenley gets hurt and Ahmed basically has to bring him back to safety.32400:13:23,740 --> 00:13:26,060And then other craziness ensues.32500:13:26,060 --> 00:13:27,340And I won't again, I won't spoil it.32600:13:27,340 --> 00:13:30,620So all that to be said, Guy Ritchie directs it.32700:13:31,180 --> 00:13:34,220It's doing pretty well at the box office.32800:13:34,220 --> 00:13:35,260I got the box office here.32900:13:35,260 --> 00:13:40,460It finished third behind Super Mario Bros, which has been in the lead since it came out.33000:13:40,460 --> 00:13:40,860Yeah.33100:13:40,860 --> 00:13:43,020And then Evil Dead Rise came out in second this week.33200:13:43,820 --> 00:13:49,420So it's only showing and it's showing in basically half the half the theaters as Super Mario Bros,33300:13:49,420 --> 00:13:53,900but it made 11 million its opening weekend, which is pretty good for a movie that only33400:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,980cost 55.33500:13:55,980 --> 00:13:59,580So I would assume that this movie is going to probably beat its budget, but it's not33600:13:59,580 --> 00:14:01,660going to blow it out of the water.33700:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,140So I recommend it.33800:14:04,140 --> 00:14:09,020If you have any passing interest in this movie, if you've seen the trailer and you're just33900:14:09,020 --> 00:14:11,260kind of like, nah, I like Jake Gyllenhaal.34000:14:11,260 --> 00:14:15,420I like war movies, especially if you're like a red-blooded American like Aaron and I, where34100:14:15,420 --> 00:14:20,700we've been in the army and I have like a special affinity for war films.34200:14:22,060 --> 00:14:25,580Even though in full transparency for everybody at home, I never went to war.34300:14:25,580 --> 00:14:26,540I'm not like Aaron.34400:14:26,540 --> 00:14:29,420I was very lucky in my four years active that I never had to go.34500:14:29,420 --> 00:14:34,540I still feel like I can somewhat sympathize or at least empathize with the people in the34600:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,300film and like really get behind it.34700:14:36,300 --> 00:14:39,500It's like an easy win for me as far as like war films.34800:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,140Like that.34900:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,780I it's okay.35000:14:42,780 --> 00:14:45,900It's like war films, superhero films and horror films.35100:14:46,540 --> 00:14:47,500Easy pitches for me.35200:14:47,500 --> 00:14:52,780I will like almost all of those on like a very base level and then you can wow me just by35300:14:52,780 --> 00:14:53,900doing the bare minimum.35400:14:53,900 --> 00:14:57,340So all that to be said, I would recommend it.35500:14:57,340 --> 00:15:00,380So all that to be said, good movie.35600:15:00,380 --> 00:15:01,420Go check it out.35700:15:01,420 --> 00:15:04,540And also it has Anthony star in it who plays Homelander in the boys.35800:15:04,540 --> 00:15:07,420He's in it for like the last half of them film and it's he's pretty good in it.35900:15:07,420 --> 00:15:10,700He's very he's almost unrecognizable because he doesn't have the bleach blonde hair and36000:15:10,700 --> 00:15:11,420he has a beard.36100:15:11,420 --> 00:15:12,300So it's pretty funny.36200:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,860So you saw another movie, didn't you?36300:15:15,420 --> 00:15:15,820I did.36400:15:15,820 --> 00:15:17,260Did you have any thoughts on the covenant?36500:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,620Are you going to go see this at some point?36600:15:18,620 --> 00:15:19,980Are you going to wait for streaming?36700:15:19,980 --> 00:15:21,660I think I'll wait for streaming for this one.36800:15:21,660 --> 00:15:25,420That's not one I would necessarily like, you know, run out and see it in the theater.36900:15:25,420 --> 00:15:29,100However, I know that you're getting ready to talk to talk about one that I do.37000:15:29,580 --> 00:15:33,020I have actually really been wanting to go out and see.37100:15:33,020 --> 00:15:34,540I just haven't had the opportunity.37200:15:34,540 --> 00:15:39,420I've been slammed the last couple of weeks and you said you went and saw Evil Dead Rise37300:15:39,420 --> 00:15:41,420Evil Dead Rise.37400:15:41,420 --> 00:15:42,380Rise.37500:15:42,380 --> 00:15:43,020It already rose.37600:15:43,020 --> 00:15:44,460It's not rising anymore.37700:15:44,460 --> 00:15:47,340OK, so we'll know Evil Dead Rise.37800:15:47,340 --> 00:15:48,300It's present tense.37900:15:48,300 --> 00:15:51,020No, somebody is is apparently rising.38000:15:51,020 --> 00:15:52,300Someone is telling it to rise.38100:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,340Evil Dead Rise.38200:15:53,340 --> 00:15:55,580Yeah, it's it's yeah, it's demanding.38300:15:56,460 --> 00:15:57,660OK, yes.38400:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,460So you're I had a joke, but now it's too late.38500:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,420Should I say it anyway?38600:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,220Yeah, go ahead.38700:16:02,220 --> 00:16:05,500OK, you're too busy because you're shopping smart, right?38800:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,300Shopping smart.38900:16:06,300 --> 00:16:06,860Yes.39000:16:07,340 --> 00:16:08,620OK, thank you.39100:16:08,620 --> 00:16:10,700I know that didn't really hit is that didn't really hit.39200:16:10,700 --> 00:16:11,980And this is my boomstick.39300:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,860This is my boomstick.39400:16:17,420 --> 00:16:18,060I love that.39500:16:18,060 --> 00:16:18,860I love army.39600:16:18,860 --> 00:16:23,260OK, before I go on to Evil Dead Rise and this is going to bleed into the next movie.39700:16:23,260 --> 00:16:24,460I'm going to get into my ranking, Aaron.39800:16:24,460 --> 00:16:26,620I want you to rank the Evil Dead movies.39900:16:26,620 --> 00:16:30,860Like what is your because I feel like I might know what yours is, but I'm curious.40000:16:30,860 --> 00:16:33,660I'm pretty sure we're talking about the original trilogy.40100:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,220No, no, no.40200:16:34,220 --> 00:16:35,180All of them, all of them.40300:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,700Oh, excluding this.40400:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,700I don't think I've seen all of them.40500:16:38,700 --> 00:16:41,100Oh, have you seen 2013's Evil Dead?40600:16:42,860 --> 00:16:46,060I think that's the kind of the semi remake or whatever.40700:16:46,060 --> 00:16:50,380Yeah, that was the one where or Ash was a female character.40800:16:50,380 --> 00:16:50,940Yes.40900:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,220Yes, I did see that one.41000:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,340That one was pretty brutal.41100:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,740I fucking loved it.41200:16:55,740 --> 00:16:56,060I did.41300:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,100I really enjoyed it.41400:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,140Nothing will ever beat Bruce Campbell, though.41500:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,180No, no, no.41600:17:01,180 --> 00:17:01,980Ash is the man.41700:17:02,620 --> 00:17:05,020And you get a little you get a little ashyism.41800:17:06,140 --> 00:17:08,460You get some ashyisms in Evil Dead Rise.41900:17:08,460 --> 00:17:08,940I will say that.42000:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,300That's all we do.42100:17:10,300 --> 00:17:10,700Yes.42200:17:11,820 --> 00:17:12,860He's not in the movie.42300:17:12,860 --> 00:17:16,620I'm not going to get your hopes up, but there are some some things.42400:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,220But did you ever watch the show?42500:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,660I watched the first season and I liked it.42600:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,660But it's one of those things that I just kind of fell off.42700:17:23,660 --> 00:17:24,380I don't know why.42800:17:24,380 --> 00:17:24,780Same.42900:17:24,780 --> 00:17:27,100But I do want to finish it because it is finished.43000:17:27,100 --> 00:17:27,600Yeah.43100:17:28,460 --> 00:17:34,140OK, so if I'm going to rank the ones that I've seen, I'm assuming there's five now.43200:17:35,260 --> 00:17:36,300Yes, there is five.43300:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,420You will be ranking four.43400:17:37,420 --> 00:17:38,620So I'm ranking four.43500:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,060I'm going to go with.43600:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,060Rank from the bottom to top.43700:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,580Oh, bottom to top.43800:17:43,580 --> 00:17:47,900OK, so we're going to go with, you know, Evil Dead 2.43900:17:47,900 --> 00:17:55,100Evil Dead 2, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness 2013, Evil Dead 1, Army of Darkness.44000:17:55,100 --> 00:17:58,780Wait, you mean Evil Dead 2013, not Army of Darkness 2013?44100:17:58,780 --> 00:17:59,340That's what I meant.44200:17:59,340 --> 00:17:59,820Yeah.44300:17:59,820 --> 00:18:00,460Yes.44400:18:00,460 --> 00:18:06,940OK, so Evil Dead 2, Evil Dead 1, 2013, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead number one.44500:18:07,740 --> 00:18:09,260No, the top is Army of Darkness.44600:18:09,260 --> 00:18:09,820Army of Darkness.44700:18:09,820 --> 00:18:10,300I'm sorry.44800:18:10,300 --> 00:18:10,620I'm sorry.44900:18:10,620 --> 00:18:11,100OK, yes.45000:18:11,100 --> 00:18:11,980OK, I like it.45100:18:11,980 --> 00:18:17,820OK, so I will say and I will talk about this because I'm going to go with the top.45200:18:17,820 --> 00:18:20,300Because should I talk about it?45300:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,100Let's why don't you just shut up and talk about it?45400:18:23,100 --> 00:18:29,020I really I had a good time with this movie, but this is at the bottom of my Evil Dead list.45500:18:29,020 --> 00:18:29,900Like what?45600:18:29,900 --> 00:18:30,300Yeah.45700:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,740So it's going to go Evil Dead Rise.45800:18:31,740 --> 00:18:32,700I did not see that coming.45900:18:33,420 --> 00:18:33,900Yeah.46000:18:33,900 --> 00:18:34,540What a turn.46100:18:34,540 --> 00:18:35,660What a plot twist, everybody.46200:18:36,220 --> 00:18:37,180I'll say this.46300:18:37,180 --> 00:18:40,860And I wanted to say all that because I really like this movie and I just want to kind of46400:18:40,860 --> 00:18:41,980contextualize that.46500:18:41,980 --> 00:18:49,500So Evil Dead Rise, Evil Dead number one, the very first one.46600:18:49,500 --> 00:18:54,220Evil Dead 2, Evil Dead 2013, Army of Darkness.46700:18:55,340 --> 00:18:58,220OK, so I also love Army of Darkness.46800:18:58,220 --> 00:18:58,700Yeah, similar.46900:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,260Very similar.47000:19:00,220 --> 00:19:01,820So Evil Dead Rise.47100:19:01,820 --> 00:19:03,500I went and saw this last night, actually.47200:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,460I went and saw it in a relatively packed theater.47300:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,060So it's still fresh.47400:19:08,060 --> 00:19:10,140Yeah, people are kind of excited about this.47500:19:10,140 --> 00:19:12,140And I actually saw quite a few kids, which was kind of weird.47600:19:12,140 --> 00:19:14,860Like, why are you taking your kids to see Evil Dead Rise?47700:19:14,860 --> 00:19:15,340Don't tell me.47800:19:15,340 --> 00:19:16,220I'm writing about children.47900:19:17,420 --> 00:19:17,920Yeah.48000:19:19,020 --> 00:19:20,300I would say they were less.48100:19:20,300 --> 00:19:24,060I would say they're probably right at 10, 10 to 12 is the age.48200:19:25,340 --> 00:19:27,100So yeah, no, it's good.48300:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,060I said this on Twitter.48400:19:28,060 --> 00:19:32,300And so this is directed by Lee Cronin, who did the Hole in the Ground or whatever.48500:19:32,300 --> 00:19:33,500The Hole in the Ground?48600:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,000The Hole?48700:19:34,620 --> 00:19:36,780The Hole in the Ground, that movie.48800:19:36,780 --> 00:19:39,740And which is just a horror film that came out a couple of years ago.48900:19:39,740 --> 00:19:40,700Yeah, it was a big hole.49000:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,020But it had a hole in it, I'm pretty sure.49100:19:43,580 --> 00:19:50,300And basically what happens in this film is you're with a family and well, OK.49200:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,620I don't want to spoil anything, Aaron.49300:19:52,620 --> 00:19:53,100I don't want.49400:19:53,100 --> 00:19:53,820OK, just give it to me.49500:19:53,820 --> 00:19:54,540Just give it to me.49600:19:54,540 --> 00:19:55,660I'm going to tell you what's in the trailer.49700:19:55,660 --> 00:19:56,140Spoilers!49800:19:57,180 --> 00:19:59,020No, I don't want to spoil it for everybody else.49900:19:59,020 --> 00:19:59,820Oh, don't be a bitch.50000:20:01,420 --> 00:20:02,300There's a family.50100:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,140An earthquake happens.50200:20:04,140 --> 00:20:06,780The Necrocoma, what's it called?50300:20:06,780 --> 00:20:07,420Necro-nomicon?50400:20:07,420 --> 00:20:08,700Nomicon, thank you.50500:20:08,700 --> 00:20:16,940I didn't know what the second syllable was, but Necro-nomicon is found and it basically takes over.50600:20:16,940 --> 00:20:23,980It takes over this family, specifically Lily Sullivan, who is incredible in this movie.50700:20:23,980 --> 00:20:24,780She is so good.50800:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,980Or excuse me, not Lily Sullivan.50900:20:27,980 --> 00:20:32,460It's actually, Sullivan, it's actually Alyssa Sutherland who plays the mother in this movie.51000:20:32,460 --> 00:20:33,100You probably know her.51100:20:33,100 --> 00:20:36,780She's got this very unique, kind of like gangly.51200:20:36,780 --> 00:20:39,980She's like really tall and like her features are really wide.51300:20:40,780 --> 00:20:46,220Like when I saw her, when she first transforms into a deadite, I thought instantly, I was like,51400:20:46,220 --> 00:20:55,660if they ever decide to do Flashpoint with Bruce Wayne's, with Martha Wayne and, why am I forgetting his name now?51500:20:55,660 --> 00:20:56,220Thomas?51600:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,740Thomas, thank you.51700:20:57,740 --> 00:21:00,220If they did like the Flashpoint, Thomas Wayne becomes Batman.51800:21:00,220 --> 00:21:04,380Thank you.51900:21:04,380 --> 00:21:06,220Yeah, and Martha Wayne becomes the Joker.52000:21:06,940 --> 00:21:12,380You need to get Alyssa Sutherland to play Martha because she's got like this wide smile.52100:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,180And she's, yeah, like she's very good in this movie.52200:21:16,220 --> 00:21:17,580Again, no Ash.52300:21:17,580 --> 00:21:24,860So Sam Raimi, I think he produced this movie, but they do some really specific changes.52400:21:24,860 --> 00:21:27,180This is like a very respectful pivot from the normal.52500:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,980You're in a cabin, you're with some friends.52600:21:29,980 --> 00:21:32,380There's some premarital sex happening.52700:21:32,380 --> 00:21:35,740There's some weed or some marijuana smoking.52800:21:35,740 --> 00:21:37,420There's some alcohol drinking.52900:21:37,420 --> 00:21:38,700There's some chainsaw having.53000:21:39,740 --> 00:21:45,420They pivot from that slightly with this, with this giant kind of rundown apartment complex.53100:21:45,420 --> 00:21:48,140And the necro Comic-Con basically shows up.53200:21:49,260 --> 00:21:52,460And again, I like, you're actually saying Necro Comic-Con.53300:21:52,460 --> 00:21:55,180Like there's a, yeah, Necro.53400:21:55,180 --> 00:22:00,860But I like Necro Comic-Con because it makes me think of a zombie convention.53500:22:01,420 --> 00:22:01,740Yeah.53600:22:01,740 --> 00:22:02,300Okay.53700:22:02,300 --> 00:22:03,980Why hasn't that become a thing?53800:22:03,980 --> 00:22:04,620Exactly.53900:22:05,180 --> 00:22:08,940Now we're just, now we're just, now we're just out of the fucking box thinking weird shit.54000:22:09,580 --> 00:22:11,740Necro Comic-Con, right?54100:22:11,740 --> 00:22:11,980Yeah.54200:22:11,980 --> 00:22:12,620There it is.54300:22:12,620 --> 00:22:13,180Okay.54400:22:13,180 --> 00:22:14,380So it's good though.54500:22:14,380 --> 00:22:16,940Like I said, if you can see this in theater, definitely recommend it.54600:22:18,300 --> 00:22:24,460It is my least favorite, but only because I am so in on everything else, Evil Dead.54700:22:24,460 --> 00:22:29,900Like number two, the first one is so just bat shit crazy.54800:22:29,900 --> 00:22:33,660And what they did with a budget of like $2,000 is insane.54900:22:33,660 --> 00:22:37,500Sam Raimi created one of the greatest low budget films of all time.55000:22:37,500 --> 00:22:41,100And number, and then the second one where they essentially just told the same story,55100:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,580but better with better effects and more money.55200:22:43,580 --> 00:22:47,500And then Army of Darkness, as you just heard, Aaron and I both love it so much.55300:22:47,500 --> 00:22:51,820It is the best one of the trill, of the original trilogy, in my opinion, in Aaron's opinion.55400:22:51,820 --> 00:22:57,660And then Evil Dead is such a faithful yet so different version of Evil Dead.55500:22:57,660 --> 00:23:02,380Like it tells the same cat, like the cabin story, but in a modern day.55600:23:02,380 --> 00:23:06,860And it's so respectful and it's, it just gives me everything that I want out of an Evil Dead movie,55700:23:06,860 --> 00:23:08,220a modern Evil Dead movie.55800:23:08,220 --> 00:23:13,740This movie is good, but it's not, it's just not better than any of the other ones, in my opinion.55900:23:13,740 --> 00:23:16,300So it is last, but I'll enjoy it quite a bit.56000:23:16,300 --> 00:23:21,100But man, now I'm even more excited to like, to check it out.56100:23:21,100 --> 00:23:24,140Yeah. And see it in the theater if you can.56200:23:24,140 --> 00:23:31,180Like I said, it's, I feel like this movie probably won't hit as hard, you know, watching it at home.56300:23:31,180 --> 00:23:38,380So it is going to come out on HBO Max, probably in the next, like, I would say next four or five weeks.56400:23:39,180 --> 00:23:40,700But it's doing pretty well.56500:23:40,700 --> 00:23:44,220Like, you know, generally what the rule of thumb is like, if a movie is doing terribly,56600:23:44,220 --> 00:23:51,500i.e. Shazam Fury, The Gods, they release it on streaming within like three or four weeks of it coming out.56700:23:53,340 --> 00:23:55,100But I think this is going to have some legs.56800:23:55,100 --> 00:23:59,100Like this is definitely, there aren't really horror films coming out here in the next couple of weeks.56900:23:59,100 --> 00:23:59,740So I think-57000:23:59,740 --> 00:24:02,060Yeah, we're just not, we're not in the season for like good horror.57100:24:02,700 --> 00:24:04,380Right. Yeah. We're going into the summer.57200:24:04,380 --> 00:24:05,500It's going to be a lot of blockbusters.57300:24:05,500 --> 00:24:09,660You're going to get your, you know, Mission Impossible.57400:24:09,660 --> 00:24:12,380You're going to have some superhero movies with Guardians of the Galaxy, volume three.57500:24:12,380 --> 00:24:15,180We are so close to Guardians of the Galaxy.57600:24:16,140 --> 00:24:17,500Okay. Can I tell you a big bummer?57700:24:18,300 --> 00:24:18,620Yes.57800:24:19,820 --> 00:24:23,980So AMC is doing a marathon of the first, all three films.57900:24:23,980 --> 00:24:28,860And you get to see the third one, like three days early because it's on a Tuesday and you can,58000:24:28,860 --> 00:24:32,380like I said, it's one, it's the day before your surgery.58100:24:32,380 --> 00:24:36,460It's three. It's on May, it's on May 3rd.58200:24:36,460 --> 00:24:37,580Oh, fuck the day.58300:24:37,580 --> 00:24:39,340Which is the day of my surgery.58400:24:39,340 --> 00:24:40,060God damn it.58500:24:40,060 --> 00:24:45,740So, and it comes like a really cool exclusive poster and like a really cool exclusive movie ticket.58600:24:46,380 --> 00:24:48,860And I don't ever really fall for the-58700:24:48,860 --> 00:24:49,980Should I go see it for you?58800:24:51,980 --> 00:24:53,260I mean, if you want to, but it's-58900:24:54,540 --> 00:24:55,340Oh, the betrayal.59000:24:55,340 --> 00:24:55,980It's not going to make me feel better.59100:24:57,900 --> 00:24:59,260That's not going to make me feel better.59200:24:59,260 --> 00:25:03,340Here, Chris, look at this amazing experience that I had and I brought you the ticket stub.59300:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,180I know you really wanted to go.59400:25:05,980 --> 00:25:07,020So I did it for you.59500:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,300So I did it for you.59600:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,060My parents did that to me once.59700:25:10,060 --> 00:25:12,860Yeah. You said that. What was it again?59800:25:12,860 --> 00:25:17,900It was the, when they did the Disneyland, the haunted mansion when they dressed up during Halloween.59900:25:17,900 --> 00:25:18,380Right, right.60000:25:18,380 --> 00:25:19,180Yeah.60100:25:19,180 --> 00:25:20,940Okay. Can I mention another thing?60200:25:20,940 --> 00:25:25,740I put this on Twitter last night and I think it's worth saying because I know you're excited about60300:25:25,740 --> 00:25:26,860one of the movies, maybe both.60400:25:27,660 --> 00:25:31,820Every time I see a trailer for Blue Beetle or The Flash, including the new one that came out60500:25:31,820 --> 00:25:34,860today during CinemaCon, I get less excited.60600:25:34,860 --> 00:25:35,500I know.60700:25:35,500 --> 00:25:38,620Like these two movies do not look good in my opinion.60800:25:39,180 --> 00:25:41,420Like I don't know what it is.60900:25:41,980 --> 00:25:43,180Actually, I do know it is.61000:25:43,180 --> 00:25:45,500Neither one of them look like they have any real personality.61100:25:46,060 --> 00:25:51,580The Flash movie looks like they just included as many Batman as they could to try to pivot from the61200:25:51,580 --> 00:25:55,020idea that their main character and their main actor is-61300:25:55,020 --> 00:25:55,420Crazy.61400:25:55,980 --> 00:25:59,180Snatching people up and needs to be recast ASAP.61500:25:59,180 --> 00:26:01,340And they put two of them in the movie, by the way.61600:26:01,340 --> 00:26:09,340And then Blue Beetle, it looks about as good as a Disney Plus MCU series.61700:26:09,900 --> 00:26:12,540Like I'm not excited about it at all.61800:26:12,540 --> 00:26:16,460And I am open to being swayed.61900:26:16,460 --> 00:26:20,620Like if it's good, if it comes out that first week and it's awesome, I will eat crow and62000:26:21,420 --> 00:26:22,940I'll be happy about it.62100:26:22,940 --> 00:26:26,540But nothing about either one of these movies makes me excited.62200:26:27,740 --> 00:26:28,060Thoughts?62300:26:28,060 --> 00:26:30,060I respect your opinion.62400:26:30,700 --> 00:26:34,140I am approaching both with very-62500:26:37,660 --> 00:26:38,700Cautious optimism.62600:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,220Cautious optimism.62700:26:40,220 --> 00:26:43,100But I'm going to hope for the best.62800:26:43,100 --> 00:26:46,700You know me, I am a hopeless romantic when it comes to the movie theater.62900:26:47,260 --> 00:26:47,740Sure.63000:26:47,740 --> 00:26:51,900Well, as am I, but I think the difference with this situation is you're coming in with63100:26:51,900 --> 00:26:53,420cautious optimism.63200:26:53,420 --> 00:26:55,340I'm coming in with open-63300:26:55,340 --> 00:26:56,060Negative.63400:26:56,060 --> 00:26:56,380Negative.63500:26:56,380 --> 00:27:04,860I'm open to being swayed, but DC has burned me too many times and I don't like what I've63600:27:04,860 --> 00:27:06,060seen thus far.63700:27:06,060 --> 00:27:07,740So I just refuse to get excited.63800:27:08,380 --> 00:27:09,660I'm not going to get excited for either one.63900:27:09,660 --> 00:27:10,300I refuse.64000:27:11,100 --> 00:27:14,860And that really sucks because if you look behind me, there's over 600 DC comic books64100:27:14,860 --> 00:27:15,340behind me.64200:27:15,900 --> 00:27:20,620So yeah, I just wanted to say that because I put that on Twitter last night.64300:27:20,620 --> 00:27:24,460I saw a couple of people kind of say a similar thing where the more they see from Blue Beetle,64400:27:24,460 --> 00:27:29,900the more they're like, but James Gunn has come out and said that both The Flash and64500:27:29,900 --> 00:27:32,700Blue Beetle are like very good movies.64600:27:32,700 --> 00:27:34,060But do you trust that?64700:27:34,060 --> 00:27:34,940I saw those tweets.64800:27:34,940 --> 00:27:38,780I do because he said bullshit about Shazam Fury of the Gods.64900:27:38,780 --> 00:27:40,220He didn't say anything about that movie.65000:27:40,780 --> 00:27:44,540Yeah, like they didn't like they hardly promoted that movie.65100:27:45,100 --> 00:27:45,980They did like one.65200:27:45,980 --> 00:27:51,660I think they did two like red carpet premieres for Shazam Fury of the Gods.65300:27:51,660 --> 00:27:54,300Yeah, like they gave it like the worst.65400:27:54,300 --> 00:27:55,260Even though ever.65500:27:55,980 --> 00:27:57,980I don't think James Gunn went to any of them.65600:27:57,980 --> 00:28:00,140I could be wrong, but I don't remember seeing that.65700:28:00,860 --> 00:28:03,340So yeah, I don't know.65800:28:03,340 --> 00:28:09,180Like I said, I'm willing to have my mind changed and to kind of speak along with that, Aaron.65900:28:09,180 --> 00:28:13,260Did you hear about the Craven the Hunter footage that was released at CinemaCon?66000:28:13,260 --> 00:28:13,660No.66100:28:13,660 --> 00:28:14,220What happened?66200:28:15,100 --> 00:28:20,780So Craven the Hunter, of course, is the Aaron Taylor Johnson film that's coming out later66300:28:20,780 --> 00:28:21,340this year.66400:28:21,340 --> 00:28:22,140We haven't seen a trailer.66500:28:22,140 --> 00:28:27,020We haven't seen anything from it until CinemaCon yesterday, where they revealed, I think, 4066600:28:27,020 --> 00:28:29,500seconds of like a semi trailer.66700:28:29,500 --> 00:28:35,100And it showed Aaron Taylor Johnson as Craven, like biting someone's nose off, dropping bombs.66800:28:35,100 --> 00:28:38,060Oh, yeah, I heard it's going to be like super bloody and gory and shit.66900:28:38,620 --> 00:28:44,620Yeah, it's going to be the very first R rated, but R rated Spider verse movie or whatever.67000:28:44,620 --> 00:28:48,540Because remember, remember the big hoopla about Let There Be Carnage and how it was67100:28:48,540 --> 00:28:53,820BG 13 were like, why, why would you have carnage in a movie and not make it R rated?67200:28:53,820 --> 00:28:59,980So it sounds like Sony, as they always do, learned the wrong lessons and made Craven67300:28:59,980 --> 00:29:02,220the Hunter a movie that shouldn't also exist.67400:29:02,220 --> 00:29:05,500They swang all the way to the wrong direction.67500:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,220As they do.67600:29:06,220 --> 00:29:07,100That's Sony.67700:29:07,100 --> 00:29:13,260It's like Sony and Warner Brothers are often competing to see who can react the worst.67800:29:13,260 --> 00:29:16,620And usually it's Sony winning that with Warner Brothers coming in close behind.67900:29:16,620 --> 00:29:24,140But I think the big reveal in this footage was that it cuts to black and you see a man68000:29:24,140 --> 00:29:27,500transform from a giant man into a rhino.68100:29:27,500 --> 00:29:31,260So basically confirming that the rhino is going to be the bad guy in this movie.68200:29:31,900 --> 00:29:32,540Okay.68300:29:33,900 --> 00:29:34,620All right.68400:29:34,620 --> 00:29:36,460Like, whatever.68500:29:36,460 --> 00:29:41,100I like I am not even I'm not even negatively.68600:29:42,060 --> 00:29:43,260What did I say?68700:29:43,260 --> 00:29:44,940Open, openly negative about this movie.68800:29:44,940 --> 00:29:47,340I'm just like, out.68900:29:47,340 --> 00:29:49,420I'm out on Craven the Hunter.69000:29:49,420 --> 00:29:55,180Unless I see like, unless I see like a giant, like a bunch of reviewers saying how incredible69100:29:55,180 --> 00:29:57,260it is, I'm not I'm not going to see it.69200:29:57,260 --> 00:29:58,860So I'm just being honest.69300:29:58,860 --> 00:29:59,980We're not covering on the show.69400:29:59,980 --> 00:30:00,460I refuse.69500:30:02,780 --> 00:30:06,060So yeah, anyway, did you have anything you want to talk about?69600:30:06,060 --> 00:30:07,500I feel like I've been talking so much during this.69700:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,900I've been I've been enjoying it.69800:30:09,900 --> 00:30:13,900No, the only thing I was actually going to bring up was I recently just picked up these69900:30:13,900 --> 00:30:19,820Final Fantasy seven anniversary art museum digital cards, which part of me is like very.70000:30:22,380 --> 00:30:24,700About if you want to if you want to sell Aaron on something,70100:30:25,260 --> 00:30:27,260a make it into a trading card.70200:30:27,900 --> 00:30:31,500B is it Final Fantasy seven specifically or just Final Fantasy?70300:30:31,500 --> 00:30:32,780It's seven specific.70400:30:32,780 --> 00:30:33,260Okay.70500:30:33,260 --> 00:30:33,580Bam.70600:30:33,580 --> 00:30:34,460There it is right there.70700:30:34,460 --> 00:30:38,220Aaron's he's a a sucker for Final Fantasy seven.70800:30:38,220 --> 00:30:39,340All things Final Fantasy seven.70900:30:41,340 --> 00:30:41,740He's right.71000:30:41,740 --> 00:30:42,140He's right.71100:30:42,140 --> 00:30:42,700I'm fucking.71200:30:42,700 --> 00:30:43,900I'm Jesus.71300:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,260No, I'm not.71400:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,140I'm not shaming you.71500:30:46,140 --> 00:30:48,140Because no, no, no, you're but you're 100% right.71600:30:48,140 --> 00:30:51,340Anyways, like I bought like two packs of those like our two boxes.71700:30:52,940 --> 00:30:54,060They got you.71800:30:54,060 --> 00:30:54,620They did.71900:30:54,620 --> 00:30:58,380Like I'm trying like I'm very much considering opening one and seeing like72000:30:58,380 --> 00:31:01,340because they're supposed to come with like so in the in the boxes, like there's72100:31:01,340 --> 00:31:04,220it says there's 207 cards total to collect.72200:31:04,220 --> 00:31:05,900There's 99 normal cards.72300:31:06,460 --> 00:31:08,540There's three variant normal cards.72400:31:08,540 --> 00:31:11,260There's 99 premium foil cards.72500:31:11,260 --> 00:31:13,660There's three variant premium foil cards.72600:31:13,660 --> 00:31:15,100And then there's three secret cards.72700:31:15,900 --> 00:31:16,140Yeah.72800:31:16,700 --> 00:31:19,180So 207 total each.72900:31:19,180 --> 00:31:22,540I contain six cards randomly taken from a total of 207 cards.73000:31:22,540 --> 00:31:25,340A pack might contain two identical cards.73100:31:25,340 --> 00:31:27,900That's where you hold that box up again to the camera so I can see it.73200:31:29,420 --> 00:31:29,820Okay.73300:31:29,820 --> 00:31:31,420So interesting.73400:31:31,420 --> 00:31:34,780Do you remember the Final Fantasy trading card game that came out a couple years ago?73500:31:34,780 --> 00:31:35,420Absolutely.73600:31:35,420 --> 00:31:36,380I still have some.73700:31:37,100 --> 00:31:40,460I think that for that I was very close.73800:31:40,460 --> 00:31:45,420And people at home listening right now, Aaron and I, we love trading card games,73900:31:45,420 --> 00:31:48,380but I think we only really like them when we're in the same state.74000:31:48,380 --> 00:31:52,300So I know for instance, like I've wanted there have been multiple times where I've74100:31:52,300 --> 00:31:56,300been tempted to want to get back into like say Pokemon, which Aaron and I played together74200:31:56,300 --> 00:32:00,940while we were in the army, but I just refused because it's not the same when I was at my BFF.74300:32:00,940 --> 00:32:04,620And I will say the only thing besides Pokemon that got me close74400:32:04,620 --> 00:32:06,540was Final Fantasy, the trading card game.74500:32:06,540 --> 00:32:07,820Like those cards.74600:32:07,820 --> 00:32:08,940It was such a bad.74700:32:08,940 --> 00:32:10,380So that, okay.74800:32:10,380 --> 00:32:11,820And I got actually, I did play it.74900:32:11,820 --> 00:32:14,300I got into it when I was stationed in Florida.75000:32:14,300 --> 00:32:21,420And the problem was it, Square Enix literally killed their own game because the production.75100:32:21,420 --> 00:32:22,540My shocked face, by the way.75200:32:22,540 --> 00:32:23,020Yeah.75300:32:23,020 --> 00:32:29,180So they basically, what they did was they did their own like production in-house or they had like one,75400:32:29,180 --> 00:32:34,060I don't know if they did it in-house, but they had like one specific company do the production for it.75500:32:34,060 --> 00:32:38,060Well, the problem was this was like right when like the, the, what do you call it?75600:32:38,060 --> 00:32:40,780Supply chain stuff really started hitting.75700:32:40,780 --> 00:32:42,380So they couldn't get the supplies.75800:32:42,380 --> 00:32:43,500They couldn't get the cards.75900:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,980And when they did print them, they got, you know, they got shipped out.76000:32:45,980 --> 00:32:52,540They were just sitting in, in Connexes at the port somewhere or on a ship stuck in the, in the canal.76100:32:52,540 --> 00:32:54,940So they weren't like, nobody could get product.76200:32:54,940 --> 00:32:59,980So you had people like just like upping the price.76300:32:59,980 --> 00:33:02,620You had boxes being sold for like two, $300.76400:33:02,620 --> 00:33:10,540Like the original decks, like the pre-built decks were going for like a hundred and something, $200 a piece, you know?76500:33:10,540 --> 00:33:12,620So it basically killed itself.76600:33:12,620 --> 00:33:15,180It went extinct by its own hand.76700:33:15,820 --> 00:33:16,140Yeah.76800:33:16,860 --> 00:33:25,100So when I worked at the fancy shop, the, the final fancy game premiered, like I remember, and each, each employee got a pre-release box.76900:33:25,100 --> 00:33:29,420Like they sent us like six pre-release boxes and then it came like, came with a pre-release card.77000:33:29,420 --> 00:33:30,220I came here, what it was.77100:33:30,220 --> 00:33:39,820And I actually sold my box to one of our regulars who like, we used to have MTG Fridays where everybody came and played Magic the Gathering on Friday nights.77200:33:39,820 --> 00:33:41,820And I just sold my box for like $50.77300:33:41,820 --> 00:33:43,340Cause I was like, I don't, I don't want it.77400:33:43,340 --> 00:33:43,820Yeah.77500:33:43,820 --> 00:33:45,340You could have made so much more off of that.77600:33:45,340 --> 00:33:47,180I guarantee it'd be worth way more than that now.77700:33:48,540 --> 00:33:49,900Dummy move, Chris.77800:33:49,900 --> 00:33:50,460Way to go.77900:33:50,460 --> 00:33:51,340You freaking idiot.78000:33:52,220 --> 00:33:53,980I'm looking here on Geek Tyrant.78100:33:53,980 --> 00:33:58,300Everybody, we're going a little long this week because again, that's right.78200:33:58,300 --> 00:34:01,980Again, we're not doing any oblivion bar episodes.78300:34:01,980 --> 00:34:03,980Yeah.78400:34:03,980 --> 00:34:09,580I just episode 116 is going to be the last episode for a while until I recover from surgery.78500:34:09,580 --> 00:34:15,340I don't really, Aaron and I don't really know what the timetable is quite yet because I don't know how I'm going to feel a week out.78600:34:15,340 --> 00:34:21,420Like if I feel good at a week and I'm just sitting at home, I'm going to get with Aaron and be like, Hey, let's get back on the train.78700:34:21,420 --> 00:34:23,420But I don't want the, I don't want this.78800:34:23,420 --> 00:34:24,780Yeah.78900:34:24,780 --> 00:34:28,540He looked me in my eyes and he said, let's get it on.79000:34:28,540 --> 00:34:33,340I thought there was a twinkle in his eye and I thought he was going to write me.79100:34:33,340 --> 00:34:34,540It's not.79200:34:34,540 --> 00:34:37,020I'm so, I'm so not a raper.79300:34:37,020 --> 00:34:39,580What I was going to say was though.79400:34:39,580 --> 00:34:39,820Yeah.79500:34:39,820 --> 00:34:42,300So we're going to wait to see what the recovery is like.79600:34:42,300 --> 00:34:46,220And if it ends up being a smooth recovery, we'll keep it going.79700:34:46,220 --> 00:34:49,580But what was I going to say?79800:34:49,580 --> 00:34:54,460Oh, so did you see that ghostbusters as a, the next one has a title.79900:34:54,460 --> 00:34:55,580No.80000:34:55,580 --> 00:35:00,380Ghostbusters firehouse is the name of the, the next one.80100:35:00,380 --> 00:35:02,540That's oddly pornographic.80200:35:04,620 --> 00:35:07,980So Winston Zettemore is on set and then there's another surprise character.80300:35:07,980 --> 00:35:09,260This is on geek tyrant.80400:35:09,260 --> 00:35:12,540I haven't looked at the actual article, but I just figured I'd let you know that it's called firehouse.80500:35:12,540 --> 00:35:14,060Cause I know you're, you liked that first one.80600:35:15,740 --> 00:35:16,860I got the bat girl.80700:35:18,060 --> 00:35:19,340What was it with what?80800:35:19,340 --> 00:35:20,460Oh, you bought the eBay.80900:35:20,460 --> 00:35:20,700Okay.81000:35:20,700 --> 00:35:23,180Everybody Aaron bought the bat girl five.81100:35:23,180 --> 00:35:24,940I, I, I haggled them down.81200:35:25,500 --> 00:35:25,820To what?81300:35:25,820 --> 00:35:26,700What'd you get them down to?81400:35:26,700 --> 00:35:29,100I got, I got it for $46 free shipping.81500:35:30,220 --> 00:35:30,620Nice.81600:35:31,500 --> 00:35:31,900Good deal.81700:35:32,940 --> 00:35:34,140That's what I do during the show.81800:35:36,460 --> 00:35:37,580Welcome to the grid, everybody.81900:35:38,700 --> 00:35:40,860Aaron, I think that'll probably do it though, unless you have anything you want to talk about82000:35:40,860 --> 00:35:43,020before we get out of here for episode 80.82100:35:43,020 --> 00:35:47,180Can we just talk about the fact that Hugh Grant is going to play an Oompa Loompa in fucking.82200:35:48,860 --> 00:35:49,820Wonka.82300:35:49,820 --> 00:35:50,060Yeah.82400:35:50,060 --> 00:35:54,940I just saw that as I was scrolling on geek tyrant and that's an interesting.82500:35:55,820 --> 00:35:56,140Right.82600:35:58,140 --> 00:36:00,300I don't really know what Hugh Grant is doing anymore.82700:36:00,300 --> 00:36:02,540It's going to be oddly romantic as an Oompa Loompa.82800:36:03,180 --> 00:36:03,500Yeah.82900:36:04,700 --> 00:36:07,100Just waiting for the rom-com featuring Oompa Loompa.83000:36:08,540 --> 00:36:09,100Okay.83100:36:09,100 --> 00:36:09,420Cool.83200:36:10,620 --> 00:36:11,900Is there anything else?83300:36:11,900 --> 00:36:12,620Is there anything else?83400:36:12,620 --> 00:36:13,340I don't think so.83500:36:13,340 --> 00:36:14,780I think we're good.83600:36:14,780 --> 00:36:15,020Yeah.83700:36:15,020 --> 00:36:19,660Have you watched any of the equalizer movies?83800:36:20,540 --> 00:36:20,860Nah.83900:36:22,220 --> 00:36:24,060I'm not against them, but I just don't care.84000:36:24,620 --> 00:36:24,860Yeah.84100:36:24,860 --> 00:36:25,980He reminds me of my dad.84200:36:27,180 --> 00:36:27,980Denzel?84300:36:27,980 --> 00:36:29,820Like an older Denzel reminds me of my dad.84400:36:31,980 --> 00:36:33,660But yeah, they're actually pretty good.84500:36:35,660 --> 00:36:38,300I think they're all on Peacock, so I might have to check them out.84600:36:38,300 --> 00:36:39,020You're Peacock.84700:36:39,820 --> 00:36:44,220Oh, I want to say those two movies that I saw, Evil Dead Rise and The Covenant,84800:36:44,220 --> 00:36:48,620both had the new Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny trailer attached to it.84900:36:49,180 --> 00:36:52,060And I'm getting excited, which is weird.85000:36:53,020 --> 00:36:54,460I might have to see the trailer.85100:36:54,460 --> 00:36:58,940I've seen trailers, but I might have to see a big screen trailer because I'm just not.85200:36:58,940 --> 00:37:00,460And I love Indiana Jones.85300:37:01,100 --> 00:37:01,580Okay.85400:37:01,580 --> 00:37:05,260So see, that's the thing is that we've talked about this often is that I don't really have85500:37:05,260 --> 00:37:07,740a relationship with the Indiana Jones franchise.85600:37:08,700 --> 00:37:10,700I like all of them.85700:37:10,700 --> 00:37:14,140I don't dislike them, but I just don't get excited for them.85800:37:14,140 --> 00:37:14,860You know what I mean?85900:37:14,860 --> 00:37:19,820I might have watched them too late in my life to fully grasp how amazing they were.86000:37:19,820 --> 00:37:23,340I probably had to see him as a kid or something to really, really fall in love with them.86100:37:24,140 --> 00:37:27,660But the new trailer for Dial of Destiny is awesome.86200:37:27,660 --> 00:37:29,020So I'm very excited.86300:37:29,020 --> 00:37:36,140I need to rewatch them again with more of an analytical eye and get behind this a little bit more.86400:37:36,140 --> 00:37:40,860Because I've thought about possibly seeing if you want to cover it on the show.86500:37:41,980 --> 00:37:42,460I'm in.86600:37:42,460 --> 00:37:43,100I'm in.86700:37:43,100 --> 00:37:49,260We could talk about if we do it on the show, we could do a brief grading.86800:37:49,260 --> 00:37:53,420Especially if you go back and you watch the older ones, we can talk about our favorite parts of the originals.86900:37:54,380 --> 00:37:58,780And then we can also talk about how bad Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was.87000:37:59,500 --> 00:38:04,460And then we can talk about the fact that Shia LaBeouf is definitely not going to be in Dial of Destiny.87100:38:04,460 --> 00:38:06,460And then why?87200:38:06,460 --> 00:38:08,460And then we could talk about how...87300:38:08,460 --> 00:38:13,580Afro Molina gets a spear through the head, I think, in the first one.87400:38:13,580 --> 00:38:20,460And then how Han Solo needs to just fucking retire.87500:38:20,460 --> 00:38:22,460He's going to retire after this one.87600:38:22,460 --> 00:38:23,420Do you think he dies?87700:38:23,420 --> 00:38:25,420Let's just call our shot right now.87800:38:25,420 --> 00:38:27,420Does Indiana Jones die?87900:38:27,420 --> 00:38:37,420I think that he's going to somehow go off into the sunset, but in a very mystical way.88000:38:37,420 --> 00:38:41,420He's going to turn into pixie dust as he gets close enough to the sunset?88100:38:41,420 --> 00:38:43,420Maybe he just... I don't know.88200:38:43,420 --> 00:38:45,420Maybe there's something that's going to happen.88300:38:45,420 --> 00:38:47,420They have to kill him.88400:38:47,420 --> 00:38:49,420They have to.88500:38:49,420 --> 00:38:51,420I think they have to.88600:38:51,420 --> 00:38:55,420Because they're going to try to bring back Harrison Ford every time.88700:38:55,420 --> 00:38:57,420Because they're going to make more of these.88800:38:57,420 --> 00:39:03,420If this is successful, and I have every belief that it will be because James Mangold is awesome and this looks good.88900:39:03,420 --> 00:39:05,420They're going to keep making them.89000:39:05,420 --> 00:39:07,420Probably with Phoebe Bridge.89100:39:07,420 --> 00:39:09,420What's her name? Phoebe Waller Bridge?89200:39:09,420 --> 00:39:11,420Yeah, yeah, yeah.89300:39:11,420 --> 00:39:13,420I guarantee she's going to be taking up the whip.89400:39:13,420 --> 00:39:15,420The whip and the hat.89500:39:15,420 --> 00:39:17,420The whip and the hat.89600:39:17,420 --> 00:39:19,420That's been on to the museum.89700:39:19,420 --> 00:39:23,420But the thing is, they killed him in Star Wars and they brought him back again for that one, too.89800:39:23,420 --> 00:39:25,420There's no...89900:39:25,420 --> 00:39:31,420I just love that Harrison Ford is so openly begrudged by these movies.90000:39:31,420 --> 00:39:35,420And yet he will take a paycheck to do them.90100:39:35,420 --> 00:39:37,420I'm excited to see him during the...90200:39:37,420 --> 00:39:39,420When he eventually is in Captain America 4.90300:39:39,420 --> 00:39:43,420Obviously he's playing Thunderbolt Ross.90400:39:43,420 --> 00:39:45,420Thunderbolt Ross. Yeah.90500:39:45,420 --> 00:39:51,420I just am excited for someone from IGN asking him, so what's your favorite MCU film?90600:39:51,420 --> 00:39:55,420And Harrison Ford is looking at them with the straightest face going, I don't fucking watch these movies.90700:39:55,420 --> 00:39:57,420He's going to say The Force Awakens.90800:39:57,420 --> 00:39:59,420He's going to be like...90900:39:59,420 --> 00:40:01,420I really like Blade 2.91000:40:01,420 --> 00:40:03,420I think that's my favorite MCU film.91100:40:03,420 --> 00:40:05,420Next question.91200:40:05,420 --> 00:40:07,420I feel like people are going to be like...91300:40:07,420 --> 00:40:09,420Because he's older now.91400:40:09,420 --> 00:40:11,420And people are going to be like, oh, he's...91500:40:11,420 --> 00:40:13,420Because he's so grumpy all the time.91600:40:13,420 --> 00:40:15,420Because he doesn't care.91700:40:15,420 --> 00:40:17,420He's a big grumpy ugly.91800:40:17,420 --> 00:40:19,420And everybody's going to be like, oh, he's so cute.91900:40:19,420 --> 00:40:21,420He's so cute and curmudgeony.92000:40:21,420 --> 00:40:27,420But he's actually just this grumpy old dude that just hates being in fucking Hollywood still.92100:40:27,420 --> 00:40:29,420But the thing is, he's been grumpy since the 90s.92200:40:29,420 --> 00:40:31,420He's just been a grouch most of his career.92300:40:31,420 --> 00:40:33,420Yeah.92400:40:33,420 --> 00:40:35,420It's just now becoming...92500:40:35,420 --> 00:40:37,420Don't pile it on weed.92600:40:37,420 --> 00:40:39,420Stay off the weed, Harrison.92700:40:39,420 --> 00:40:41,420Son of a bitch.92800:40:41,420 --> 00:40:43,420Also have a license.92900:40:43,420 --> 00:40:45,420I think he didn't have a license or something.93000:40:45,420 --> 00:40:47,420I'm pretty sure.93100:40:47,420 --> 00:40:49,420Anyway. All right. That'll do it for The Grid, everybody.93200:40:49,420 --> 00:40:51,420Please, if you enjoyed this.93300:40:51,420 --> 00:40:53,420For somehow.93400:40:53,420 --> 00:40:55,420If you enjoyed this conversation.93500:40:55,420 --> 00:40:57,420This 40 minute nothing conversation.93600:40:57,420 --> 00:40:59,420Join us. Patreon.com forward slash93700:40:59,420 --> 00:41:01,420at Volvian Bar Pod.93800:41:01,420 --> 00:41:03,420Every single week.93900:41:03,420 --> 00:41:05,420We generally have topics. Sometimes we do.94000:41:05,420 --> 00:41:07,420Sometimes we don't.94100:41:07,420 --> 00:41:09,420It's Aaron and I just shooting the shit.94200:41:09,420 --> 00:41:11,420So you will get this. If you join us.94300:41:11,420 --> 00:41:13,420You know what? Honestly, just94400:41:13,420 --> 00:41:15,420find solace in the fact that you're supporting the show.94500:41:15,420 --> 00:41:17,420Because we know that The Grid is for94600:41:17,420 --> 00:41:19,420a very select few people who enjoy94700:41:19,420 --> 00:41:21,420this for some reason.94800:41:21,420 --> 00:41:23,420So yeah.94900:41:23,420 --> 00:41:25,420Find solace that you're helping us.95000:41:25,420 --> 00:41:27,420We got new tiers now. You know, we got one, three, five, and ten.95100:41:27,420 --> 00:41:29,420What's number one?95200:41:29,420 --> 00:41:31,420What's the name?95300:41:31,420 --> 00:41:33,420Oh, Supa.95400:41:33,420 --> 00:41:35,420It's the Nuka. Diet Nuka.95500:41:35,420 --> 00:41:37,420Cola. Nuka.95600:41:37,420 --> 00:41:39,420Whatever. I don't play95700:41:39,420 --> 00:41:41,420Fallout. And yet you named it.95800:41:41,420 --> 00:41:43,420That one's for you.95900:41:43,420 --> 00:41:45,420That's for the boys. That's the Nuka Cola.96000:41:45,420 --> 00:41:47,420Number one. The one dollar. Because you just put the dollar96100:41:47,420 --> 00:41:49,420in the coin machine and give it.96200:41:49,420 --> 00:41:51,420Anyways, subscribe to our podcast.96300:41:51,420 --> 00:41:53,420Apple Podcasts. Get your Spotify, Google Podcasts,96400:41:53,420 --> 00:41:55,420Amazon Music, and iHeart Radio. Join our Patreon community.96500:41:55,420 --> 00:41:57,420Patreon.com forward slash96600:41:57,420 --> 00:41:59,420at Volvian Bar Pod. Thank you to our patrons. 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And last but not least, do not forget98900:42:43,420 --> 00:42:45,420to tip your bartender, server, and hosts,99000:42:45,420 --> 00:42:47,420baggage claim dudes,99100:42:47,420 --> 00:42:49,420Bell Boys, Bus Boys,99200:42:49,420 --> 00:42:51,420Fuck Boys,99300:42:51,420 --> 00:42:53,420all the boys,99400:42:53,420 --> 00:42:55,420for the boys. But not99500:42:55,420 --> 00:42:57,420your crumble cookie99600:42:57,420 --> 00:42:59,420person. I went to crumble and they asked for the tip99700:42:59,420 --> 00:43:01,420and I, Aaron, I gave them, I didn't give them99800:43:01,420 --> 00:43:03,420anything. I refuse.99900:43:03,420 --> 00:43:05,420You're not going to ring up my order and get a100000:43:05,420 --> 00:43:07,420tip. I'm sorry. I like,100100:43:07,420 --> 00:43:09,420the guy that, like, when you go to the China100200:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,420buffet and the guy that makes the sushi,100300:43:11,420 --> 00:43:13,420tip that guy. Yeah, sure.100400:43:13,420 --> 00:43:15,420Yes. Okay. Like I said, most situations100500:43:15,420 --> 00:43:17,420where a tip is100600:43:17,420 --> 00:43:19,420like suggested, give them100700:43:19,420 --> 00:43:21,42020%. But like, if you're100800:43:21,420 --> 00:43:23,420at a coffee shop and the person that is100900:43:23,420 --> 00:43:25,420ringing up orders, ask for a tip.101000:43:25,420 --> 00:43:27,420No. No, thank you.101100:43:27,420 --> 00:43:29,420Sorry. And if they have101200:43:29,420 --> 00:43:31,420a cup at the end of the, where you get101300:43:31,420 --> 00:43:33,420your actual coffee, put101400:43:33,420 --> 00:43:35,420money in there because those people that are actually making your101500:43:35,420 --> 00:43:37,420coffee, those people deserve it.101600:43:37,420 --> 00:43:39,420Don't take any lessons from us. Who gives a shit? Anyway,101700:43:39,420 --> 00:43:41,420thank you guys for supporting us here on The Grid101800:43:41,420 --> 00:43:43,420and on Patreon. We appreciate it.101900:43:43,420 --> 00:43:45,420We will see you next week for,102000:43:45,420 --> 00:43:47,420well, Aaron, we probably won't see them next week because102100:43:47,420 --> 00:43:49,420I have surgery on Wednesday to remove the102200:43:49,420 --> 00:43:51,420mask. So there might be no grid102300:43:51,420 --> 00:43:53,420next week. We'll see. We'll see if we can find us some time102400:43:53,420 --> 00:43:55,420maybe before my surgery. We might do it from the102500:43:55,420 --> 00:43:57,420hospital. We'll do it from my102600:43:57,420 --> 00:43:59,420hospital bed because Aaron is coming to visit me.102700:43:59,420 --> 00:44:01,420Yeah.102800:44:01,420 --> 00:44:03,420Thank you guys so much for102900:44:03,420 --> 00:44:05,420supporting us here on Patreon and103000:44:05,420 --> 00:44:07,420just listening on the normal feed this week.103100:44:07,420 --> 00:44:09,420We will see you hopefully next week for episode one103200:44:09,420 --> 00:44:37,420or 81. 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