(PATREON PREVIEW) THE GRID - Episode 080

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:24,680 Hello everyone, welcome to episode 80 of the grid. 2 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,160 Aaron, 80 episodes of the grid. 3 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:30,440 Okay, everybody. Welcome to the page on exclusive show. 4 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:31,240 I'm Chris Hacker. 5 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,120 One of your co-hosts here. 6 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,760 Joining me as he does every single week. 7 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,600 My BFF, Aaron Knowles. 8 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:37,160 Hello, Aaron. 9 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:39,880 Before I start talking, I probably should introduce us. 10 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,160 Jesus, man. 11 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:41,800 Are you done yet? 12 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:42,840 Yeah, I'm done. 13 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:43,560 Can I finish? 14 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,200 Can I finish? 15 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:44,920 Can I? 16 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,400 I'm gonna let you finish, but I just want everyone to know. 17 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:48,840 Beyonce had the best album. 18 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:55,800 Dude, 80 episodes, 80 episodes of the grid. 19 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:56,600 This is crazy. 20 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,440 I mean, almost as old as my neighbor. 21 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:00,600 Suck it, neighbor. 22 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:03,160 Dude, she's 85. 23 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:08,680 We've only got five more weeks until she outlives the grid. 24 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:09,480 Jesus. 25 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,600 Oh my God. 26 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:11,000 Really? 27 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:12,440 Sorry. 28 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:13,160 You're fucking. 29 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,040 I had an... 30 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,840 This episode is sponsored by Alani New, Cherry Slush. 31 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,400 Dude, why are you still drinking that? 32 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,400 It quenches my thirst. 33 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:21,880 Dude. 34 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:22,600 On a hot summer day. 35 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:27,240 It's probably not good for your digestion. 36 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,640 But I'm contractually obligated to mention Alani New three times. 37 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:30,280 You are not. 38 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:31,960 Hashtag not a sponsor. 39 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,080 During each grid episode. 40 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:33,880 Oh my God. 41 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:34,520 This is why. 42 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,840 Hashtag not a sponsor. 43 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,040 But okay, so here's the thing. 44 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:43,000 I wanted to get into the greatness that is 80 episodes of the grid, but I will say, 45 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,280 I have been very, very careful with my diet. 46 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,720 Hey everybody, I have colon cancer, just in case you didn't know. 47 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,720 But the point is that. 48 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:52,360 Good kiddn. 49 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:55,000 I've it's pronounced cologne. 50 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:55,960 Cologne cancer. 51 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,480 I've had too much cologne in my life. 52 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:03,640 What I was going to say though, is that the diet, all I eat is fucking chicken, 53 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:07,240 rice, green beans, chicken noodle soup, like. 54 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,040 The soda on the side. 55 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:08,440 Eggs. 56 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,360 I was going to start singing it, but I'm not going to do that. 57 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,560 That's the Alani talking everybody. 58 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:16,440 That's the Alani. 59 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,640 That's why we bring it in. 60 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,080 It just gives me personality. 61 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,120 If you like, Aaron, if you like me, if you like, 62 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,640 enjoy being best friends with me. 63 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:28,840 60% of the time, if you enjoy our time together is because of Alani new cherry 64 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,320 slush available at Target and Walmart. 65 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,200 This is terrible. 66 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,480 I can have it is what I'm trying to say is that. 67 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,120 You have asked. 68 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:38,840 I've asked. 69 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:39,800 I can't have it. 70 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:44,120 I very distinctly asked when I was admitted the first time I said, 71 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,920 I really honestly, all I drink is water most of the time. 72 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:51,320 The only thing that I like just randomly is the Alani news because 73 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,120 you know, they give me a little kick when I'm feeling down, 74 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:57,960 when I'm feeling dour, they give me a little burst energy. 75 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:01,160 And they were like, well, let's look at them real quick online. 76 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:04,120 My nurse and I did, and it has 10 calories. 77 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:07,640 It has nothing outside of and you're going to laugh at this. 78 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:12,280 200 milligrams of caffeine, no sugar. 79 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:14,760 So that's why it's okay. 80 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,160 I don't know why we're talking about this. 81 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:17,880 I don't either. 82 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,760 I just figure I would defend me drinking these things. 83 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:21,880 And also I don't have very often. 84 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:26,600 I only have I've had maybe three or four since getting, you know, 85 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:27,880 since finding all this shit out. 86 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,920 I just like to have them sometimes when I'm feeling like tired from the day. 87 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,280 I have anyway, I want to talk about I have a question real quick. 88 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:34,600 Okay. 89 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:35,080 Okay. 90 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:35,480 All right. 91 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,560 So I'm doing something that I shouldn't be doing right now. 92 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,120 I am on eBay. 93 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,240 That's where I've been the last five days. 94 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:45,480 Welcome. 95 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:46,200 Okay. 96 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:46,600 Thank you. 97 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,240 I'm glad I'm here. 98 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,960 So here's actually there's a let you finish. 99 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,160 Oh, God damn it. 100 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:51,960 Let me finish. 101 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:52,760 I will let you finish. 102 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:56,920 I just want you to remind me to tell you what I bought on eBay actually earlier today. 103 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:57,400 Okay. 104 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:57,960 Go ahead. 105 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,400 Batgirls number four. 106 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:03,480 It's a there's a CGC 9.8 John Boy Meyers variant cover. 107 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:09,160 It's basically Batman like jumping, like doing like going off a jump and like, 108 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,520 like on a motorcycle on his bat cycle. 109 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,000 Okay. 110 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:13,960 It's badass. 111 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:14,760 Right. 112 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:15,400 It's it's flick. 113 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,120 It's fricking badass, man. 114 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,320 Currently looking it up. 115 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:19,640 All right. 116 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,560 The buy it now price is 60 bucks. 117 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:26,440 Hmm. 118 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,000 Okay. 119 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,920 But there's a there's a so here's the thing. 120 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:36,280 This would be for me and I don't really care the fact that there is a CBCS 9.8 on here 121 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,960 of the same thing and it's 60 or best offer but free shipping. 122 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:43,160 Okay. 123 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:48,280 You know, you basically you're choosing between shipping a CGC or no shipping and CBCS, 124 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,720 which I think I already answered my own question because it would be for me. 125 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:53,880 And I don't care the boys. 126 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:54,920 Yeah, this was for the boys. 127 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,520 So I don't care if it's CBCS or if it's CGC. 128 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:03,400 Yeah, I mean, I've actually thought about this privately and shout out to first issue 129 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:07,000 club because they often have this debate on their show and on their Patreon show. 130 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,440 Highly recommend everybody listening right now. 131 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:12,760 If you're not a Patreon member of first issue club, go subscribe, go listen to them. 132 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:13,720 Listen to their show in general. 133 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:14,200 They're great. 134 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:22,760 But they often debate on whether they're going to send their package of comics into CGC or CBCS. 135 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:28,520 I think it's worth looking into CBCS because CGC is going to fall one of these days. 136 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,520 Like CGC is not going to be on top forever. 137 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,160 There's no way. 138 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,520 It's just the way the market works. 139 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,800 They're going to do something. 140 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:37,320 There's going to be like something internal is going to happen. 141 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,920 They're going to have a change at the top. 142 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:39,960 Something's going to happen. 143 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,960 And then CBCS, I think, is going to come in. 144 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,880 It's the CBCS is the Pepsi. 145 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,080 CGC right now is the Coke. 146 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:49,080 So CGC just upped their prices also. 147 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:50,760 Yeah, but it's like a dollar. 148 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,040 Like I looked into it. 149 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,480 It was $24 for modern. 150 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:54,440 Now it's $25. 151 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:58,840 It's not a big it's nothing big, but that's what they said about cable. 152 00:05:58,840 --> 00:05:59,640 And look at it now. 153 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,280 That's what they said about gasoline. 154 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,280 That's what they said about $4 a gallon. 155 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:06,780 Exactly. 156 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:08,520 But that's what they do. 157 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:09,020 Biden. 158 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:11,660 Don't say that. 159 00:06:11,660 --> 00:06:13,420 People are going to think we're like Republicans. 160 00:06:13,420 --> 00:06:14,620 They're going to think we're incels. 161 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:15,580 Hey, everybody, we're liberals. 162 00:06:15,580 --> 00:06:18,380 Fuck liberal as AF. 163 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:19,820 Can I tell you what I bought, though? 164 00:06:19,820 --> 00:06:20,780 Yeah, I'll tell you what I bought. 165 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:22,140 Can I finish? 166 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:25,420 Go ahead. 167 00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:25,920 Yes. 168 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:27,340 Yes, friend. 169 00:06:27,340 --> 00:06:28,780 We have topics, by the way, everybody. 170 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:33,420 We're going to release this to the normal people, to the folk, to our normal feed. 171 00:06:33,420 --> 00:06:34,700 This is not just for the Patreon members. 172 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:37,340 Patreon members are going to get this tonight, which is Tuesday, April 25th. 173 00:06:37,340 --> 00:06:37,740 I'm going to go ahead. 174 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:39,020 Just upload it tonight. 175 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:43,980 All the folk that are following us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, they're going to get this on Friday. 176 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:46,460 So if you're listening to this right now, we will have topics. 177 00:06:46,460 --> 00:06:47,500 This is just the grid. 178 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:51,580 This is what happens if you join Patreon and you join the $5 tier. 179 00:06:51,580 --> 00:06:52,700 This is what you get each week. 180 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:57,020 So what I bought, though, Aaron, and this is a spec. 181 00:06:58,380 --> 00:07:00,060 This has gotten a little bit of heat here recently. 182 00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:04,780 And this is for all the people at home that are generally trying to find the hot books 183 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:05,580 before they get hot. 184 00:07:05,580 --> 00:07:11,900 I bought Star Wars The High Republic Number 5, which is the first appearance of a character 185 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:19,020 that's supposed to be in Star Wars The Skeleton Crew, which is supposed to be taking place 186 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:21,900 100 years before the events of A New Hope. 187 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:30,300 So it's the first appearance of Rawa, R-W-O-H. 188 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:31,180 I don't know who that is. 189 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:32,300 R-W-O-H? 190 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:34,700 Vernestra R-W-O-H. 191 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:36,940 Yeah, it's the first appearance of her. 192 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:37,980 Rho, maybe? 193 00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:39,820 Rho, yeah. 194 00:07:39,820 --> 00:07:41,500 For Vernestra Rho. 195 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:42,540 Yeah, something like that. 196 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:44,380 Anyway, it's her first appearance. 197 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:50,780 It's like $15 to $17 for the cover A, and then you can get the one and 50 ratio for 198 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:52,940 50 bucks, roughly. 199 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:56,940 So I bought the cover A for 10 bucks, and I'm going to get that thing slabbed and hope 200 00:07:56,940 --> 00:07:58,140 that she eventually shows up. 201 00:07:58,140 --> 00:08:02,700 Because those Star Wars books, as much as I don't really collect Star Wars comics in 202 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,700 general, I collect a couple. 203 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:08,220 I like some of the Man in the Lorient covers, and every once in a while, I pick up a Vader 204 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:08,460 book. 205 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:10,540 But for the most part, I don't collect Star Wars. 206 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:15,020 But this has some spec behind it, so I decided to invest because it was a small investment, 207 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:16,540 low risk, high reward type of deal. 208 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,580 So yeah, High Republic number five. 209 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:23,660 If you're listening and you want to try to get in before it gets hot, try it out. 210 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:25,180 Get hot. 211 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:26,620 Get it hot. 212 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:27,660 Get it while it's hot. 213 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:30,380 And Aaron, I wanted to talk about a couple movies here. 214 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:33,820 Most people who are listening for the first time, welcome again to the grid. 215 00:08:33,820 --> 00:08:37,500 We're almost 10 minutes into the grid, and this is kind of what it is. 216 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:40,460 It's just us bouncing around talking about whatever we want to talk about. 217 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:41,500 Talk, talk, talk. 218 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:42,780 We don't have a transcript. 219 00:08:42,780 --> 00:08:44,300 We have nothing in front of us. 220 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:48,140 Formatted, unformatted the Oblivion bar after dark. 221 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:51,500 This is just us shooting the shit as we do. 222 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:56,860 And generally, it's like an elongated version of what we talk about before or after each 223 00:08:56,860 --> 00:08:58,300 episode of the Oblivion bar. 224 00:08:58,300 --> 00:09:04,220 Like we'll hop on camera, we'll say a couple things, we'll record the episode, and then 225 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:05,420 we'll say things afterwards. 226 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,900 This is the grid just all together. 227 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:14,300 So but this weekend I had little to nothing to do besides record episode 116, which is 228 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:17,740 our review of the Mandalorian season three. 229 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:22,620 I wanted to say really quickly before I continue on Aaron, you might have seen this on social 230 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:25,020 media and some people listening right now might have seen it as well. 231 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:32,140 Our Mandalorian season three episode got 75 or 76, one of the two listens in the first 232 00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:32,700 day. 233 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:34,380 That's crazy. 234 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:38,140 That's not like call her daddy numbers or anything like that. 235 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:41,340 It's not Joe Rogan numbers, but it's for Spotify alone. 236 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:45,020 Well, I mean, those are the two biggest podcasts out right now. 237 00:09:45,260 --> 00:09:45,980 Crime Junkies. 238 00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:46,940 Is that better for you? 239 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:48,460 Is that okay? 240 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:49,020 That's better. 241 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:49,660 Yeah. 242 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:52,620 75 listens just on Spotify is a big deal. 243 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:55,180 That's a lot. 244 00:09:55,180 --> 00:10:00,780 On that trajectory, if we continue somewhat, obviously we're going to lose some as time 245 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:01,260 goes on. 246 00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:05,740 But if we keep that up, I wouldn't be surprised this episode meets 500 listens, which is a 247 00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:06,220 big deal. 248 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:07,020 What? 249 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:08,540 500 people. 250 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:09,420 500 people. 251 00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:09,740 Yeah. 252 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:12,300 That's my mom listening 50 times twice. 253 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:18,220 So when Aaron listens his 40 times and I listen my 50 times and Aaron's mom listens 50 times, 254 00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:20,780 plus everyone else, we will get there. 255 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:22,860 To 500, we can do it. 256 00:10:23,420 --> 00:10:26,540 But I wanted to mention all that because I just sniffed in the mic. 257 00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:27,020 Sorry, everybody. 258 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:29,740 Usually that's something that I would cut out of the normal show. 259 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:30,460 Not doing it. 260 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:31,820 We're going to keep that in, baby. 261 00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:33,340 This is all real. 262 00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:34,300 This is raw. 263 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:37,980 I wanted to talk about two movies, Aaron. 264 00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:41,740 Like I said, this weekend didn't really have much to do on Saturday. 265 00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:43,820 I went to go see Guy Ritchie's The Covenant. 266 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,380 Did you have any interest in this movie? 267 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:49,100 Obviously, you probably have seen the trailers or at least heard of it, right? 268 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,940 Honestly, a little bit. 269 00:10:50,940 --> 00:10:52,940 I mean, it's okay. 270 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:54,940 It's an army movie. 271 00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:58,140 It's not in my forte of... 272 00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:00,140 It's not in my zone. 273 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:00,940 What are you talking about? 274 00:11:00,940 --> 00:11:03,420 It's literally an army movie based in the Iraq War. 275 00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:05,420 It is completely in your forte. 276 00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:06,220 Okay. 277 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:12,940 Just like things, just like video games that are set in a desert warfare scene, 278 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,500 I don't like to do things that I've done. 279 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,900 I don't like to watch movies about things that I've done. 280 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:22,460 You don't like theater driven things on a thing you actually experience. 281 00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:26,140 Oh, here's a new Call of Duty game where you're literally on top of a Humvee 282 00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:29,500 driving through like an Afghanistan or Iraqi village. 283 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,220 Sure. 284 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:31,420 Been there. 285 00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:32,620 I already did it. 286 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:33,660 I don't need to do it again. 287 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,660 I literally have the t-shirts to prove it. 288 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:37,660 I have the receipts. 289 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:39,900 I have the patches and I have the trauma. 290 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:40,380 Okay. 291 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:41,180 I've got it all. 292 00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:45,580 I've got the scars, the trauma, the t-shirts, the sweat stained socks. 293 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,180 I don't need to redo it. 294 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:49,900 Okay. 295 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:52,140 Well, I wanted to talk about it because I really liked it. 296 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,740 And obviously, tell me more. 297 00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:54,380 Tell me more. 298 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:55,820 You remember that? 299 00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:58,300 No. 300 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,500 That was a Cartoon Network. 301 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,140 Give me more. 302 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,220 Yeah, I don't remember. 303 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:02,780 I don't remember. 304 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:03,100 That's fine. 305 00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:07,500 Jake Gyllenhaal stars in it as John Kenley, Sergeant John Kenley. 306 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:13,260 He's basically like a special ops, probably like, I don't think he's necessarily special 307 00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:17,420 horses, but some kind of special ops where they're going around looking for IEDs. 308 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:20,700 They are in the, yeah, they're basically in the heart of Afghanistan. 309 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:24,300 And I think it takes place in like 2014. 310 00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:31,580 So basically, the moral of the story is that the opening scene is Jake, I'm not going to 311 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:35,340 spoil too much for everybody in case you do want to see this movie and also Evil Dead 312 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,420 Rise, which is the other film I want to talk about. 313 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:40,060 I'm not going to spoil much, but I at least want to set the stage so we can talk about it. 314 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:46,220 But Jake Gyllenhaal and crew, his platoon are on mission and an interpreter and one 315 00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:50,860 of their crewmate, one of their battle buddies dies in a mission from an IED. 316 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:56,380 So the next scene is basically Jake Gyllenhaal and crew getting a brand new interpreter 317 00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:57,660 played by Dar Salam. 318 00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:59,500 He plays Ahmed in the movie. 319 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:06,380 And it's basically the movie is about the bond that Jake Gyllenhaal or John Kenley and 320 00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:10,220 Ahmed, the bond they have together. 321 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:13,900 And then also what happens, I don't think it's really a spoiler because it happens in 322 00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:16,940 the trailer, but you see that they come down on some fire. 323 00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:22,860 Jake Gyllenhaal, John Kenley gets hurt and Ahmed basically has to bring him back to safety. 324 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:26,060 And then other craziness ensues. 325 00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:27,340 And I won't again, I won't spoil it. 326 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:30,620 So all that to be said, Guy Ritchie directs it. 327 00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:34,220 It's doing pretty well at the box office. 328 00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:35,260 I got the box office here. 329 00:13:35,260 --> 00:13:40,460 It finished third behind Super Mario Bros, which has been in the lead since it came out. 330 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:40,860 Yeah. 331 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:43,020 And then Evil Dead Rise came out in second this week. 332 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:49,420 So it's only showing and it's showing in basically half the half the theaters as Super Mario Bros, 333 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:53,900 but it made 11 million its opening weekend, which is pretty good for a movie that only 334 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,980 cost 55. 335 00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:59,580 So I would assume that this movie is going to probably beat its budget, but it's not 336 00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:01,660 going to blow it out of the water. 337 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,140 So I recommend it. 338 00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:09,020 If you have any passing interest in this movie, if you've seen the trailer and you're just 339 00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:11,260 kind of like, nah, I like Jake Gyllenhaal. 340 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:15,420 I like war movies, especially if you're like a red-blooded American like Aaron and I, where 341 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:20,700 we've been in the army and I have like a special affinity for war films. 342 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:25,580 Even though in full transparency for everybody at home, I never went to war. 343 00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:26,540 I'm not like Aaron. 344 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:29,420 I was very lucky in my four years active that I never had to go. 345 00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:34,540 I still feel like I can somewhat sympathize or at least empathize with the people in the 346 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,300 film and like really get behind it. 347 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:39,500 It's like an easy win for me as far as like war films. 348 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,140 Like that. 349 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,780 I it's okay. 350 00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:45,900 It's like war films, superhero films and horror films. 351 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:47,500 Easy pitches for me. 352 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:52,780 I will like almost all of those on like a very base level and then you can wow me just by 353 00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:53,900 doing the bare minimum. 354 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:57,340 So all that to be said, I would recommend it. 355 00:14:57,340 --> 00:15:00,380 So all that to be said, good movie. 356 00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:01,420 Go check it out. 357 00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:04,540 And also it has Anthony star in it who plays Homelander in the boys. 358 00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:07,420 He's in it for like the last half of them film and it's he's pretty good in it. 359 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:10,700 He's very he's almost unrecognizable because he doesn't have the bleach blonde hair and 360 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:11,420 he has a beard. 361 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:12,300 So it's pretty funny. 362 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,860 So you saw another movie, didn't you? 363 00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:15,820 I did. 364 00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:17,260 Did you have any thoughts on the covenant? 365 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,620 Are you going to go see this at some point? 366 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:19,980 Are you going to wait for streaming? 367 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:21,660 I think I'll wait for streaming for this one. 368 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:25,420 That's not one I would necessarily like, you know, run out and see it in the theater. 369 00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:29,100 However, I know that you're getting ready to talk to talk about one that I do. 370 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:33,020 I have actually really been wanting to go out and see. 371 00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:34,540 I just haven't had the opportunity. 372 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:39,420 I've been slammed the last couple of weeks and you said you went and saw Evil Dead Rise 373 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:41,420 Evil Dead Rise. 374 00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:42,380 Rise. 375 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:43,020 It already rose. 376 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:44,460 It's not rising anymore. 377 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:47,340 OK, so we'll know Evil Dead Rise. 378 00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:48,300 It's present tense. 379 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:51,020 No, somebody is is apparently rising. 380 00:15:51,020 --> 00:15:52,300 Someone is telling it to rise. 381 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,340 Evil Dead Rise. 382 00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:55,580 Yeah, it's it's yeah, it's demanding. 383 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:57,660 OK, yes. 384 00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,460 So you're I had a joke, but now it's too late. 385 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,420 Should I say it anyway? 386 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,220 Yeah, go ahead. 387 00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:05,500 OK, you're too busy because you're shopping smart, right? 388 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,300 Shopping smart. 389 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:06,860 Yes. 390 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:08,620 OK, thank you. 391 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:10,700 I know that didn't really hit is that didn't really hit. 392 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:11,980 And this is my boomstick. 393 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,860 This is my boomstick. 394 00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:18,060 I love that. 395 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:18,860 I love army. 396 00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:23,260 OK, before I go on to Evil Dead Rise and this is going to bleed into the next movie. 397 00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:24,460 I'm going to get into my ranking, Aaron. 398 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:26,620 I want you to rank the Evil Dead movies. 399 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:30,860 Like what is your because I feel like I might know what yours is, but I'm curious. 400 00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:33,660 I'm pretty sure we're talking about the original trilogy. 401 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,220 No, no, no. 402 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:35,180 All of them, all of them. 403 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,700 Oh, excluding this. 404 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,700 I don't think I've seen all of them. 405 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:41,100 Oh, have you seen 2013's Evil Dead? 406 00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:46,060 I think that's the kind of the semi remake or whatever. 407 00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:50,380 Yeah, that was the one where or Ash was a female character. 408 00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:50,940 Yes. 409 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,220 Yes, I did see that one. 410 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,340 That one was pretty brutal. 411 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,740 I fucking loved it. 412 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:56,060 I did. 413 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,100 I really enjoyed it. 414 00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,140 Nothing will ever beat Bruce Campbell, though. 415 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,180 No, no, no. 416 00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:01,980 Ash is the man. 417 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:05,020 And you get a little you get a little ashyism. 418 00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:08,460 You get some ashyisms in Evil Dead Rise. 419 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:08,940 I will say that. 420 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,300 That's all we do. 421 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:10,700 Yes. 422 00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:12,860 He's not in the movie. 423 00:17:12,860 --> 00:17:16,620 I'm not going to get your hopes up, but there are some some things. 424 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,220 But did you ever watch the show? 425 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,660 I watched the first season and I liked it. 426 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,660 But it's one of those things that I just kind of fell off. 427 00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:24,380 I don't know why. 428 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:24,780 Same. 429 00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:27,100 But I do want to finish it because it is finished. 430 00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:27,600 Yeah. 431 00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:34,140 OK, so if I'm going to rank the ones that I've seen, I'm assuming there's five now. 432 00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:36,300 Yes, there is five. 433 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,420 You will be ranking four. 434 00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:38,620 So I'm ranking four. 435 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,060 I'm going to go with. 436 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,060 Rank from the bottom to top. 437 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,580 Oh, bottom to top. 438 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:47,900 OK, so we're going to go with, you know, Evil Dead 2. 439 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:55,100 Evil Dead 2, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness 2013, Evil Dead 1, Army of Darkness. 440 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:58,780 Wait, you mean Evil Dead 2013, not Army of Darkness 2013? 441 00:17:58,780 --> 00:17:59,340 That's what I meant. 442 00:17:59,340 --> 00:17:59,820 Yeah. 443 00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:00,460 Yes. 444 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:06,940 OK, so Evil Dead 2, Evil Dead 1, 2013, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead number one. 445 00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:09,260 No, the top is Army of Darkness. 446 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:09,820 Army of Darkness. 447 00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:10,300 I'm sorry. 448 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:10,620 I'm sorry. 449 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:11,100 OK, yes. 450 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:11,980 OK, I like it. 451 00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:17,820 OK, so I will say and I will talk about this because I'm going to go with the top. 452 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:20,300 Because should I talk about it? 453 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,100 Let's why don't you just shut up and talk about it? 454 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:29,020 I really I had a good time with this movie, but this is at the bottom of my Evil Dead list. 455 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:29,900 Like what? 456 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:30,300 Yeah. 457 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,740 So it's going to go Evil Dead Rise. 458 00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:32,700 I did not see that coming. 459 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:33,900 Yeah. 460 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:34,540 What a turn. 461 00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:35,660 What a plot twist, everybody. 462 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:37,180 I'll say this. 463 00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:40,860 And I wanted to say all that because I really like this movie and I just want to kind of 464 00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:41,980 contextualize that. 465 00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:49,500 So Evil Dead Rise, Evil Dead number one, the very first one. 466 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:54,220 Evil Dead 2, Evil Dead 2013, Army of Darkness. 467 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:58,220 OK, so I also love Army of Darkness. 468 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:58,700 Yeah, similar. 469 00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,260 Very similar. 470 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:01,820 So Evil Dead Rise. 471 00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:03,500 I went and saw this last night, actually. 472 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,460 I went and saw it in a relatively packed theater. 473 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,060 So it's still fresh. 474 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:10,140 Yeah, people are kind of excited about this. 475 00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:12,140 And I actually saw quite a few kids, which was kind of weird. 476 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:14,860 Like, why are you taking your kids to see Evil Dead Rise? 477 00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:15,340 Don't tell me. 478 00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:16,220 I'm writing about children. 479 00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:17,920 Yeah. 480 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:20,300 I would say they were less. 481 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:24,060 I would say they're probably right at 10, 10 to 12 is the age. 482 00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:27,100 So yeah, no, it's good. 483 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,060 I said this on Twitter. 484 00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:32,300 And so this is directed by Lee Cronin, who did the Hole in the Ground or whatever. 485 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:33,500 The Hole in the Ground? 486 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,000 The Hole? 487 00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:36,780 The Hole in the Ground, that movie. 488 00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:39,740 And which is just a horror film that came out a couple of years ago. 489 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:40,700 Yeah, it was a big hole. 490 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,020 But it had a hole in it, I'm pretty sure. 491 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:50,300 And basically what happens in this film is you're with a family and well, OK. 492 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,620 I don't want to spoil anything, Aaron. 493 00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:53,100 I don't want. 494 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:53,820 OK, just give it to me. 495 00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:54,540 Just give it to me. 496 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:55,660 I'm going to tell you what's in the trailer. 497 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:56,140 Spoilers! 498 00:19:57,180 --> 00:19:59,020 No, I don't want to spoil it for everybody else. 499 00:19:59,020 --> 00:19:59,820 Oh, don't be a bitch. 500 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:02,300 There's a family. 501 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,140 An earthquake happens. 502 00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:06,780 The Necrocoma, what's it called? 503 00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:07,420 Necro-nomicon? 504 00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:08,700 Nomicon, thank you. 505 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:16,940 I didn't know what the second syllable was, but Necro-nomicon is found and it basically takes over. 506 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:23,980 It takes over this family, specifically Lily Sullivan, who is incredible in this movie. 507 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:24,780 She is so good. 508 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,980 Or excuse me, not Lily Sullivan. 509 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:32,460 It's actually, Sullivan, it's actually Alyssa Sutherland who plays the mother in this movie. 510 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:33,100 You probably know her. 511 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:36,780 She's got this very unique, kind of like gangly. 512 00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:39,980 She's like really tall and like her features are really wide. 513 00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:46,220 Like when I saw her, when she first transforms into a deadite, I thought instantly, I was like, 514 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:55,660 if they ever decide to do Flashpoint with Bruce Wayne's, with Martha Wayne and, why am I forgetting his name now? 515 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:56,220 Thomas? 516 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,740 Thomas, thank you. 517 00:20:57,740 --> 00:21:00,220 If they did like the Flashpoint, Thomas Wayne becomes Batman. 518 00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:04,380 Thank you. 519 00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:06,220 Yeah, and Martha Wayne becomes the Joker. 520 00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:12,380 You need to get Alyssa Sutherland to play Martha because she's got like this wide smile. 521 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,180 And she's, yeah, like she's very good in this movie. 522 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:17,580 Again, no Ash. 523 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:24,860 So Sam Raimi, I think he produced this movie, but they do some really specific changes. 524 00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:27,180 This is like a very respectful pivot from the normal. 525 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,980 You're in a cabin, you're with some friends. 526 00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:32,380 There's some premarital sex happening. 527 00:21:32,380 --> 00:21:35,740 There's some weed or some marijuana smoking. 528 00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:37,420 There's some alcohol drinking. 529 00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:38,700 There's some chainsaw having. 530 00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:45,420 They pivot from that slightly with this, with this giant kind of rundown apartment complex. 531 00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:48,140 And the necro Comic-Con basically shows up. 532 00:21:49,260 --> 00:21:52,460 And again, I like, you're actually saying Necro Comic-Con. 533 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:55,180 Like there's a, yeah, Necro. 534 00:21:55,180 --> 00:22:00,860 But I like Necro Comic-Con because it makes me think of a zombie convention. 535 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:01,740 Yeah. 536 00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:02,300 Okay. 537 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:03,980 Why hasn't that become a thing? 538 00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:04,620 Exactly. 539 00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:08,940 Now we're just, now we're just, now we're just out of the fucking box thinking weird shit. 540 00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:11,740 Necro Comic-Con, right? 541 00:22:11,740 --> 00:22:11,980 Yeah. 542 00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:12,620 There it is. 543 00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:13,180 Okay. 544 00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:14,380 So it's good though. 545 00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:16,940 Like I said, if you can see this in theater, definitely recommend it. 546 00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:24,460 It is my least favorite, but only because I am so in on everything else, Evil Dead. 547 00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:29,900 Like number two, the first one is so just bat shit crazy. 548 00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:33,660 And what they did with a budget of like $2,000 is insane. 549 00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:37,500 Sam Raimi created one of the greatest low budget films of all time. 550 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:41,100 And number, and then the second one where they essentially just told the same story, 551 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,580 but better with better effects and more money. 552 00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:47,500 And then Army of Darkness, as you just heard, Aaron and I both love it so much. 553 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:51,820 It is the best one of the trill, of the original trilogy, in my opinion, in Aaron's opinion. 554 00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:57,660 And then Evil Dead is such a faithful yet so different version of Evil Dead. 555 00:22:57,660 --> 00:23:02,380 Like it tells the same cat, like the cabin story, but in a modern day. 556 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:06,860 And it's so respectful and it's, it just gives me everything that I want out of an Evil Dead movie, 557 00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:08,220 a modern Evil Dead movie. 558 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:13,740 This movie is good, but it's not, it's just not better than any of the other ones, in my opinion. 559 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:16,300 So it is last, but I'll enjoy it quite a bit. 560 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:21,100 But man, now I'm even more excited to like, to check it out. 561 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:24,140 Yeah. And see it in the theater if you can. 562 00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:31,180 Like I said, it's, I feel like this movie probably won't hit as hard, you know, watching it at home. 563 00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:38,380 So it is going to come out on HBO Max, probably in the next, like, I would say next four or five weeks. 564 00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:40,700 But it's doing pretty well. 565 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:44,220 Like, you know, generally what the rule of thumb is like, if a movie is doing terribly, 566 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:51,500 i.e. Shazam Fury, The Gods, they release it on streaming within like three or four weeks of it coming out. 567 00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:55,100 But I think this is going to have some legs. 568 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:59,100 Like this is definitely, there aren't really horror films coming out here in the next couple of weeks. 569 00:23:59,100 --> 00:23:59,740 So I think- 570 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:02,060 Yeah, we're just not, we're not in the season for like good horror. 571 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:04,380 Right. Yeah. We're going into the summer. 572 00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:05,500 It's going to be a lot of blockbusters. 573 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:09,660 You're going to get your, you know, Mission Impossible. 574 00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:12,380 You're going to have some superhero movies with Guardians of the Galaxy, volume three. 575 00:24:12,380 --> 00:24:15,180 We are so close to Guardians of the Galaxy. 576 00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:17,500 Okay. Can I tell you a big bummer? 577 00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:18,620 Yes. 578 00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:23,980 So AMC is doing a marathon of the first, all three films. 579 00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:28,860 And you get to see the third one, like three days early because it's on a Tuesday and you can, 580 00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:32,380 like I said, it's one, it's the day before your surgery. 581 00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:36,460 It's three. It's on May, it's on May 3rd. 582 00:24:36,460 --> 00:24:37,580 Oh, fuck the day. 583 00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:39,340 Which is the day of my surgery. 584 00:24:39,340 --> 00:24:40,060 God damn it. 585 00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:45,740 So, and it comes like a really cool exclusive poster and like a really cool exclusive movie ticket. 586 00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:48,860 And I don't ever really fall for the- 587 00:24:48,860 --> 00:24:49,980 Should I go see it for you? 588 00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:53,260 I mean, if you want to, but it's- 589 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:55,340 Oh, the betrayal. 590 00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:55,980 It's not going to make me feel better. 591 00:24:57,900 --> 00:24:59,260 That's not going to make me feel better. 592 00:24:59,260 --> 00:25:03,340 Here, Chris, look at this amazing experience that I had and I brought you the ticket stub. 593 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,180 I know you really wanted to go. 594 00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:07,020 So I did it for you. 595 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,300 So I did it for you. 596 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,060 My parents did that to me once. 597 00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:12,860 Yeah. You said that. What was it again? 598 00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:17,900 It was the, when they did the Disneyland, the haunted mansion when they dressed up during Halloween. 599 00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:18,380 Right, right. 600 00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:19,180 Yeah. 601 00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:20,940 Okay. Can I mention another thing? 602 00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:25,740 I put this on Twitter last night and I think it's worth saying because I know you're excited about 603 00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:26,860 one of the movies, maybe both. 604 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:31,820 Every time I see a trailer for Blue Beetle or The Flash, including the new one that came out 605 00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:34,860 today during CinemaCon, I get less excited. 606 00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:35,500 I know. 607 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:38,620 Like these two movies do not look good in my opinion. 608 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:41,420 Like I don't know what it is. 609 00:25:41,980 --> 00:25:43,180 Actually, I do know it is. 610 00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:45,500 Neither one of them look like they have any real personality. 611 00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:51,580 The Flash movie looks like they just included as many Batman as they could to try to pivot from the 612 00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:55,020 idea that their main character and their main actor is- 613 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:55,420 Crazy. 614 00:25:55,980 --> 00:25:59,180 Snatching people up and needs to be recast ASAP. 615 00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:01,340 And they put two of them in the movie, by the way. 616 00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:09,340 And then Blue Beetle, it looks about as good as a Disney Plus MCU series. 617 00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:12,540 Like I'm not excited about it at all. 618 00:26:12,540 --> 00:26:16,460 And I am open to being swayed. 619 00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:20,620 Like if it's good, if it comes out that first week and it's awesome, I will eat crow and 620 00:26:21,420 --> 00:26:22,940 I'll be happy about it. 621 00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:26,540 But nothing about either one of these movies makes me excited. 622 00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:28,060 Thoughts? 623 00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:30,060 I respect your opinion. 624 00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:34,140 I am approaching both with very- 625 00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:38,700 Cautious optimism. 626 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,220 Cautious optimism. 627 00:26:40,220 --> 00:26:43,100 But I'm going to hope for the best. 628 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:46,700 You know me, I am a hopeless romantic when it comes to the movie theater. 629 00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:47,740 Sure. 630 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:51,900 Well, as am I, but I think the difference with this situation is you're coming in with 631 00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:53,420 cautious optimism. 632 00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:55,340 I'm coming in with open- 633 00:26:55,340 --> 00:26:56,060 Negative. 634 00:26:56,060 --> 00:26:56,380 Negative. 635 00:26:56,380 --> 00:27:04,860 I'm open to being swayed, but DC has burned me too many times and I don't like what I've 636 00:27:04,860 --> 00:27:06,060 seen thus far. 637 00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:07,740 So I just refuse to get excited. 638 00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:09,660 I'm not going to get excited for either one. 639 00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:10,300 I refuse. 640 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:14,860 And that really sucks because if you look behind me, there's over 600 DC comic books 641 00:27:14,860 --> 00:27:15,340 behind me. 642 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:20,620 So yeah, I just wanted to say that because I put that on Twitter last night. 643 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:24,460 I saw a couple of people kind of say a similar thing where the more they see from Blue Beetle, 644 00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:29,900 the more they're like, but James Gunn has come out and said that both The Flash and 645 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:32,700 Blue Beetle are like very good movies. 646 00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:34,060 But do you trust that? 647 00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:34,940 I saw those tweets. 648 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:38,780 I do because he said bullshit about Shazam Fury of the Gods. 649 00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:40,220 He didn't say anything about that movie. 650 00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:44,540 Yeah, like they didn't like they hardly promoted that movie. 651 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:45,980 They did like one. 652 00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:51,660 I think they did two like red carpet premieres for Shazam Fury of the Gods. 653 00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:54,300 Yeah, like they gave it like the worst. 654 00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:55,260 Even though ever. 655 00:27:55,980 --> 00:27:57,980 I don't think James Gunn went to any of them. 656 00:27:57,980 --> 00:28:00,140 I could be wrong, but I don't remember seeing that. 657 00:28:00,860 --> 00:28:03,340 So yeah, I don't know. 658 00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:09,180 Like I said, I'm willing to have my mind changed and to kind of speak along with that, Aaron. 659 00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:13,260 Did you hear about the Craven the Hunter footage that was released at CinemaCon? 660 00:28:13,260 --> 00:28:13,660 No. 661 00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:14,220 What happened? 662 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:20,780 So Craven the Hunter, of course, is the Aaron Taylor Johnson film that's coming out later 663 00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:21,340 this year. 664 00:28:21,340 --> 00:28:22,140 We haven't seen a trailer. 665 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:27,020 We haven't seen anything from it until CinemaCon yesterday, where they revealed, I think, 40 666 00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:29,500 seconds of like a semi trailer. 667 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:35,100 And it showed Aaron Taylor Johnson as Craven, like biting someone's nose off, dropping bombs. 668 00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:38,060 Oh, yeah, I heard it's going to be like super bloody and gory and shit. 669 00:28:38,620 --> 00:28:44,620 Yeah, it's going to be the very first R rated, but R rated Spider verse movie or whatever. 670 00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:48,540 Because remember, remember the big hoopla about Let There Be Carnage and how it was 671 00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:53,820 BG 13 were like, why, why would you have carnage in a movie and not make it R rated? 672 00:28:53,820 --> 00:28:59,980 So it sounds like Sony, as they always do, learned the wrong lessons and made Craven 673 00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:02,220 the Hunter a movie that shouldn't also exist. 674 00:29:02,220 --> 00:29:05,500 They swang all the way to the wrong direction. 675 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,220 As they do. 676 00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:07,100 That's Sony. 677 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:13,260 It's like Sony and Warner Brothers are often competing to see who can react the worst. 678 00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:16,620 And usually it's Sony winning that with Warner Brothers coming in close behind. 679 00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:24,140 But I think the big reveal in this footage was that it cuts to black and you see a man 680 00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:27,500 transform from a giant man into a rhino. 681 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:31,260 So basically confirming that the rhino is going to be the bad guy in this movie. 682 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:32,540 Okay. 683 00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:34,620 All right. 684 00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:36,460 Like, whatever. 685 00:29:36,460 --> 00:29:41,100 I like I am not even I'm not even negatively. 686 00:29:42,060 --> 00:29:43,260 What did I say? 687 00:29:43,260 --> 00:29:44,940 Open, openly negative about this movie. 688 00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:47,340 I'm just like, out. 689 00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:49,420 I'm out on Craven the Hunter. 690 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:55,180 Unless I see like, unless I see like a giant, like a bunch of reviewers saying how incredible 691 00:29:55,180 --> 00:29:57,260 it is, I'm not I'm not going to see it. 692 00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:58,860 So I'm just being honest. 693 00:29:58,860 --> 00:29:59,980 We're not covering on the show. 694 00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:00,460 I refuse. 695 00:30:02,780 --> 00:30:06,060 So yeah, anyway, did you have anything you want to talk about? 696 00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:07,500 I feel like I've been talking so much during this. 697 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,900 I've been I've been enjoying it. 698 00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:13,900 No, the only thing I was actually going to bring up was I recently just picked up these 699 00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:19,820 Final Fantasy seven anniversary art museum digital cards, which part of me is like very. 700 00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:24,700 About if you want to if you want to sell Aaron on something, 701 00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:27,260 a make it into a trading card. 702 00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:31,500 B is it Final Fantasy seven specifically or just Final Fantasy? 703 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:32,780 It's seven specific. 704 00:30:32,780 --> 00:30:33,260 Okay. 705 00:30:33,260 --> 00:30:33,580 Bam. 706 00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:34,460 There it is right there. 707 00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:38,220 Aaron's he's a a sucker for Final Fantasy seven. 708 00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:39,340 All things Final Fantasy seven. 709 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:41,740 He's right. 710 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:42,140 He's right. 711 00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:42,700 I'm fucking. 712 00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:43,900 I'm Jesus. 713 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,260 No, I'm not. 714 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,140 I'm not shaming you. 715 00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:48,140 Because no, no, no, you're but you're 100% right. 716 00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:51,340 Anyways, like I bought like two packs of those like our two boxes. 717 00:30:52,940 --> 00:30:54,060 They got you. 718 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:54,620 They did. 719 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:58,380 Like I'm trying like I'm very much considering opening one and seeing like 720 00:30:58,380 --> 00:31:01,340 because they're supposed to come with like so in the in the boxes, like there's 721 00:31:01,340 --> 00:31:04,220 it says there's 207 cards total to collect. 722 00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:05,900 There's 99 normal cards. 723 00:31:06,460 --> 00:31:08,540 There's three variant normal cards. 724 00:31:08,540 --> 00:31:11,260 There's 99 premium foil cards. 725 00:31:11,260 --> 00:31:13,660 There's three variant premium foil cards. 726 00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:15,100 And then there's three secret cards. 727 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:16,140 Yeah. 728 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:19,180 So 207 total each. 729 00:31:19,180 --> 00:31:22,540 I contain six cards randomly taken from a total of 207 cards. 730 00:31:22,540 --> 00:31:25,340 A pack might contain two identical cards. 731 00:31:25,340 --> 00:31:27,900 That's where you hold that box up again to the camera so I can see it. 732 00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:29,820 Okay. 733 00:31:29,820 --> 00:31:31,420 So interesting. 734 00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:34,780 Do you remember the Final Fantasy trading card game that came out a couple years ago? 735 00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:35,420 Absolutely. 736 00:31:35,420 --> 00:31:36,380 I still have some. 737 00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:40,460 I think that for that I was very close. 738 00:31:40,460 --> 00:31:45,420 And people at home listening right now, Aaron and I, we love trading card games, 739 00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:48,380 but I think we only really like them when we're in the same state. 740 00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:52,300 So I know for instance, like I've wanted there have been multiple times where I've 741 00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:56,300 been tempted to want to get back into like say Pokemon, which Aaron and I played together 742 00:31:56,300 --> 00:32:00,940 while we were in the army, but I just refused because it's not the same when I was at my BFF. 743 00:32:00,940 --> 00:32:04,620 And I will say the only thing besides Pokemon that got me close 744 00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:06,540 was Final Fantasy, the trading card game. 745 00:32:06,540 --> 00:32:07,820 Like those cards. 746 00:32:07,820 --> 00:32:08,940 It was such a bad. 747 00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:10,380 So that, okay. 748 00:32:10,380 --> 00:32:11,820 And I got actually, I did play it. 749 00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:14,300 I got into it when I was stationed in Florida. 750 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:21,420 And the problem was it, Square Enix literally killed their own game because the production. 751 00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:22,540 My shocked face, by the way. 752 00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:23,020 Yeah. 753 00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:29,180 So they basically, what they did was they did their own like production in-house or they had like one, 754 00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:34,060 I don't know if they did it in-house, but they had like one specific company do the production for it. 755 00:32:34,060 --> 00:32:38,060 Well, the problem was this was like right when like the, the, what do you call it? 756 00:32:38,060 --> 00:32:40,780 Supply chain stuff really started hitting. 757 00:32:40,780 --> 00:32:42,380 So they couldn't get the supplies. 758 00:32:42,380 --> 00:32:43,500 They couldn't get the cards. 759 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,980 And when they did print them, they got, you know, they got shipped out. 760 00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:52,540 They were just sitting in, in Connexes at the port somewhere or on a ship stuck in the, in the canal. 761 00:32:52,540 --> 00:32:54,940 So they weren't like, nobody could get product. 762 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:59,980 So you had people like just like upping the price. 763 00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:02,620 You had boxes being sold for like two, $300. 764 00:33:02,620 --> 00:33:10,540 Like the original decks, like the pre-built decks were going for like a hundred and something, $200 a piece, you know? 765 00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:12,620 So it basically killed itself. 766 00:33:12,620 --> 00:33:15,180 It went extinct by its own hand. 767 00:33:15,820 --> 00:33:16,140 Yeah. 768 00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:25,100 So when I worked at the fancy shop, the, the final fancy game premiered, like I remember, and each, each employee got a pre-release box. 769 00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:29,420 Like they sent us like six pre-release boxes and then it came like, came with a pre-release card. 770 00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:30,220 I came here, what it was. 771 00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:39,820 And I actually sold my box to one of our regulars who like, we used to have MTG Fridays where everybody came and played Magic the Gathering on Friday nights. 772 00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:41,820 And I just sold my box for like $50. 773 00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:43,340 Cause I was like, I don't, I don't want it. 774 00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:43,820 Yeah. 775 00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:45,340 You could have made so much more off of that. 776 00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:47,180 I guarantee it'd be worth way more than that now. 777 00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:49,900 Dummy move, Chris. 778 00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:50,460 Way to go. 779 00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:51,340 You freaking idiot. 780 00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:53,980 I'm looking here on Geek Tyrant. 781 00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:58,300 Everybody, we're going a little long this week because again, that's right. 782 00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:01,980 Again, we're not doing any oblivion bar episodes. 783 00:34:01,980 --> 00:34:03,980 Yeah. 784 00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:09,580 I just episode 116 is going to be the last episode for a while until I recover from surgery. 785 00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:15,340 I don't really, Aaron and I don't really know what the timetable is quite yet because I don't know how I'm going to feel a week out. 786 00:34:15,340 --> 00:34:21,420 Like if I feel good at a week and I'm just sitting at home, I'm going to get with Aaron and be like, Hey, let's get back on the train. 787 00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:23,420 But I don't want the, I don't want this. 788 00:34:23,420 --> 00:34:24,780 Yeah. 789 00:34:24,780 --> 00:34:28,540 He looked me in my eyes and he said, let's get it on. 790 00:34:28,540 --> 00:34:33,340 I thought there was a twinkle in his eye and I thought he was going to write me. 791 00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:34,540 It's not. 792 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:37,020 I'm so, I'm so not a raper. 793 00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:39,580 What I was going to say was though. 794 00:34:39,580 --> 00:34:39,820 Yeah. 795 00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:42,300 So we're going to wait to see what the recovery is like. 796 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:46,220 And if it ends up being a smooth recovery, we'll keep it going. 797 00:34:46,220 --> 00:34:49,580 But what was I going to say? 798 00:34:49,580 --> 00:34:54,460 Oh, so did you see that ghostbusters as a, the next one has a title. 799 00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:55,580 No. 800 00:34:55,580 --> 00:35:00,380 Ghostbusters firehouse is the name of the, the next one. 801 00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:02,540 That's oddly pornographic. 802 00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:07,980 So Winston Zettemore is on set and then there's another surprise character. 803 00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:09,260 This is on geek tyrant. 804 00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:12,540 I haven't looked at the actual article, but I just figured I'd let you know that it's called firehouse. 805 00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:14,060 Cause I know you're, you liked that first one. 806 00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:16,860 I got the bat girl. 807 00:35:18,060 --> 00:35:19,340 What was it with what? 808 00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:20,460 Oh, you bought the eBay. 809 00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:20,700 Okay. 810 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:23,180 Everybody Aaron bought the bat girl five. 811 00:35:23,180 --> 00:35:24,940 I, I, I haggled them down. 812 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:25,820 To what? 813 00:35:25,820 --> 00:35:26,700 What'd you get them down to? 814 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:29,100 I got, I got it for $46 free shipping. 815 00:35:30,220 --> 00:35:30,620 Nice. 816 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:31,900 Good deal. 817 00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:34,140 That's what I do during the show. 818 00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:37,580 Welcome to the grid, everybody. 819 00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:40,860 Aaron, I think that'll probably do it though, unless you have anything you want to talk about 820 00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:43,020 before we get out of here for episode 80. 821 00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:47,180 Can we just talk about the fact that Hugh Grant is going to play an Oompa Loompa in fucking. 822 00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:49,820 Wonka. 823 00:35:49,820 --> 00:35:50,060 Yeah. 824 00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:54,940 I just saw that as I was scrolling on geek tyrant and that's an interesting. 825 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:56,140 Right. 826 00:35:58,140 --> 00:36:00,300 I don't really know what Hugh Grant is doing anymore. 827 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:02,540 It's going to be oddly romantic as an Oompa Loompa. 828 00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:03,500 Yeah. 829 00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:07,100 Just waiting for the rom-com featuring Oompa Loompa. 830 00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:09,100 Okay. 831 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:09,420 Cool. 832 00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:11,900 Is there anything else? 833 00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:12,620 Is there anything else? 834 00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:13,340 I don't think so. 835 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:14,780 I think we're good. 836 00:36:14,780 --> 00:36:15,020 Yeah. 837 00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:19,660 Have you watched any of the equalizer movies? 838 00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:20,860 Nah. 839 00:36:22,220 --> 00:36:24,060 I'm not against them, but I just don't care. 840 00:36:24,620 --> 00:36:24,860 Yeah. 841 00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:25,980 He reminds me of my dad. 842 00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:27,980 Denzel? 843 00:36:27,980 --> 00:36:29,820 Like an older Denzel reminds me of my dad. 844 00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:33,660 But yeah, they're actually pretty good. 845 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:38,300 I think they're all on Peacock, so I might have to check them out. 846 00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:39,020 You're Peacock. 847 00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:44,220 Oh, I want to say those two movies that I saw, Evil Dead Rise and The Covenant, 848 00:36:44,220 --> 00:36:48,620 both had the new Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny trailer attached to it. 849 00:36:49,180 --> 00:36:52,060 And I'm getting excited, which is weird. 850 00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:54,460 I might have to see the trailer. 851 00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:58,940 I've seen trailers, but I might have to see a big screen trailer because I'm just not. 852 00:36:58,940 --> 00:37:00,460 And I love Indiana Jones. 853 00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:01,580 Okay. 854 00:37:01,580 --> 00:37:05,260 So see, that's the thing is that we've talked about this often is that I don't really have 855 00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:07,740 a relationship with the Indiana Jones franchise. 856 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:10,700 I like all of them. 857 00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:14,140 I don't dislike them, but I just don't get excited for them. 858 00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:14,860 You know what I mean? 859 00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:19,820 I might have watched them too late in my life to fully grasp how amazing they were. 860 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:23,340 I probably had to see him as a kid or something to really, really fall in love with them. 861 00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:27,660 But the new trailer for Dial of Destiny is awesome. 862 00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:29,020 So I'm very excited. 863 00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:36,140 I need to rewatch them again with more of an analytical eye and get behind this a little bit more. 864 00:37:36,140 --> 00:37:40,860 Because I've thought about possibly seeing if you want to cover it on the show. 865 00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:42,460 I'm in. 866 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:43,100 I'm in. 867 00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:49,260 We could talk about if we do it on the show, we could do a brief grading. 868 00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:53,420 Especially if you go back and you watch the older ones, we can talk about our favorite parts of the originals. 869 00:37:54,380 --> 00:37:58,780 And then we can also talk about how bad Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was. 870 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:04,460 And then we can talk about the fact that Shia LaBeouf is definitely not going to be in Dial of Destiny. 871 00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:06,460 And then why? 872 00:38:06,460 --> 00:38:08,460 And then we could talk about how... 873 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:13,580 Afro Molina gets a spear through the head, I think, in the first one. 874 00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:20,460 And then how Han Solo needs to just fucking retire. 875 00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:22,460 He's going to retire after this one. 876 00:38:22,460 --> 00:38:23,420 Do you think he dies? 877 00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:25,420 Let's just call our shot right now. 878 00:38:25,420 --> 00:38:27,420 Does Indiana Jones die? 879 00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:37,420 I think that he's going to somehow go off into the sunset, but in a very mystical way. 880 00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:41,420 He's going to turn into pixie dust as he gets close enough to the sunset? 881 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:43,420 Maybe he just... I don't know. 882 00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:45,420 Maybe there's something that's going to happen. 883 00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:47,420 They have to kill him. 884 00:38:47,420 --> 00:38:49,420 They have to. 885 00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:51,420 I think they have to. 886 00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:55,420 Because they're going to try to bring back Harrison Ford every time. 887 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:57,420 Because they're going to make more of these. 888 00:38:57,420 --> 00:39:03,420 If this is successful, and I have every belief that it will be because James Mangold is awesome and this looks good. 889 00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:05,420 They're going to keep making them. 890 00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:07,420 Probably with Phoebe Bridge. 891 00:39:07,420 --> 00:39:09,420 What's her name? Phoebe Waller Bridge? 892 00:39:09,420 --> 00:39:11,420 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 893 00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:13,420 I guarantee she's going to be taking up the whip. 894 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:15,420 The whip and the hat. 895 00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:17,420 The whip and the hat. 896 00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:19,420 That's been on to the museum. 897 00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:23,420 But the thing is, they killed him in Star Wars and they brought him back again for that one, too. 898 00:39:23,420 --> 00:39:25,420 There's no... 899 00:39:25,420 --> 00:39:31,420 I just love that Harrison Ford is so openly begrudged by these movies. 900 00:39:31,420 --> 00:39:35,420 And yet he will take a paycheck to do them. 901 00:39:35,420 --> 00:39:37,420 I'm excited to see him during the... 902 00:39:37,420 --> 00:39:39,420 When he eventually is in Captain America 4. 903 00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:43,420 Obviously he's playing Thunderbolt Ross. 904 00:39:43,420 --> 00:39:45,420 Thunderbolt Ross. Yeah. 905 00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:51,420 I just am excited for someone from IGN asking him, so what's your favorite MCU film? 906 00:39:51,420 --> 00:39:55,420 And Harrison Ford is looking at them with the straightest face going, I don't fucking watch these movies. 907 00:39:55,420 --> 00:39:57,420 He's going to say The Force Awakens. 908 00:39:57,420 --> 00:39:59,420 He's going to be like... 909 00:39:59,420 --> 00:40:01,420 I really like Blade 2. 910 00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:03,420 I think that's my favorite MCU film. 911 00:40:03,420 --> 00:40:05,420 Next question. 912 00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:07,420 I feel like people are going to be like... 913 00:40:07,420 --> 00:40:09,420 Because he's older now. 914 00:40:09,420 --> 00:40:11,420 And people are going to be like, oh, he's... 915 00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:13,420 Because he's so grumpy all the time. 916 00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:15,420 Because he doesn't care. 917 00:40:15,420 --> 00:40:17,420 He's a big grumpy ugly. 918 00:40:17,420 --> 00:40:19,420 And everybody's going to be like, oh, he's so cute. 919 00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:21,420 He's so cute and curmudgeony. 920 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:27,420 But he's actually just this grumpy old dude that just hates being in fucking Hollywood still. 921 00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:29,420 But the thing is, he's been grumpy since the 90s. 922 00:40:29,420 --> 00:40:31,420 He's just been a grouch most of his career. 923 00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:33,420 Yeah. 924 00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:35,420 It's just now becoming... 925 00:40:35,420 --> 00:40:37,420 Don't pile it on weed. 926 00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:39,420 Stay off the weed, Harrison. 927 00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:41,420 Son of a bitch. 928 00:40:41,420 --> 00:40:43,420 Also have a license. 929 00:40:43,420 --> 00:40:45,420 I think he didn't have a license or something. 930 00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:47,420 I'm pretty sure. 931 00:40:47,420 --> 00:40:49,420 Anyway. All right. That'll do it for The Grid, everybody. 932 00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:51,420 Please, if you enjoyed this. 933 00:40:51,420 --> 00:40:53,420 For somehow. 934 00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:55,420 If you enjoyed this conversation. 935 00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:57,420 This 40 minute nothing conversation. 936 00:40:57,420 --> 00:40:59,420 Join us. Patreon.com forward slash 937 00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:01,420 at Volvian Bar Pod. 938 00:41:01,420 --> 00:41:03,420 Every single week. 939 00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:05,420 We generally have topics. Sometimes we do. 940 00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:07,420 Sometimes we don't. 941 00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:09,420 It's Aaron and I just shooting the shit. 942 00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:11,420 So you will get this. If you join us. 943 00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:13,420 You know what? 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And last but not least, do not forget 989 00:42:43,420 --> 00:42:45,420 to tip your bartender, server, and hosts, 990 00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:47,420 baggage claim dudes, 991 00:42:47,420 --> 00:42:49,420 Bell Boys, Bus Boys, 992 00:42:49,420 --> 00:42:51,420 Fuck Boys, 993 00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:53,420 all the boys, 994 00:42:53,420 --> 00:42:55,420 for the boys. But not 995 00:42:55,420 --> 00:42:57,420 your crumble cookie 996 00:42:57,420 --> 00:42:59,420 person. I went to crumble and they asked for the tip 997 00:42:59,420 --> 00:43:01,420 and I, Aaron, I gave them, I didn't give them 998 00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:03,420 anything. I refuse. 999 00:43:03,420 --> 00:43:05,420 You're not going to ring up my order and get a 1000 00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:07,420 tip. I'm sorry. I like, 1001 00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:09,420 the guy that, like, when you go to the China 1002 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,420 buffet and the guy that makes the sushi, 1003 00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:13,420 tip that guy. Yeah, sure. 1004 00:43:13,420 --> 00:43:15,420 Yes. Okay. Like I said, most situations 1005 00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:17,420 where a tip is 1006 00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:19,420 like suggested, give them 1007 00:43:19,420 --> 00:43:21,420 20%. But like, if you're 1008 00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:23,420 at a coffee shop and the person that is 1009 00:43:23,420 --> 00:43:25,420 ringing up orders, ask for a tip. 1010 00:43:25,420 --> 00:43:27,420 No. No, thank you. 1011 00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:29,420 Sorry. And if they have 1012 00:43:29,420 --> 00:43:31,420 a cup at the end of the, where you get 1013 00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:33,420 your actual coffee, put 1014 00:43:33,420 --> 00:43:35,420 money in there because those people that are actually making your 1015 00:43:35,420 --> 00:43:37,420 coffee, those people deserve it. 1016 00:43:37,420 --> 00:43:39,420 Don't take any lessons from us. Who gives a shit? Anyway, 1017 00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:41,420 thank you guys for supporting us here on The Grid 1018 00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:43,420 and on Patreon. We appreciate it. 1019 00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:45,420 We will see you next week for, 1020 00:43:45,420 --> 00:43:47,420 well, Aaron, we probably won't see them next week because 1021 00:43:47,420 --> 00:43:49,420 I have surgery on Wednesday to remove the 1022 00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:51,420 mask. So there might be no grid 1023 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:53,420 next week. We'll see. We'll see if we can find us some time 1024 00:43:53,420 --> 00:43:55,420 maybe before my surgery. We might do it from the 1025 00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:57,420 hospital. We'll do it from my 1026 00:43:57,420 --> 00:43:59,420 hospital bed because Aaron is coming to visit me. 1027 00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:01,420 Yeah. 1028 00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:03,420 Thank you guys so much for 1029 00:44:03,420 --> 00:44:05,420 supporting us here on Patreon and 1030 00:44:05,420 --> 00:44:07,420 just listening on the normal feed this week. 1031 00:44:07,420 --> 00:44:09,420 We will see you hopefully next week for episode one 1032 00:44:09,420 --> 00:44:37,420 or 81. Bye!